Enjoy Locarr's interesting thread Elite

fairclaire

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: my post got deleted. For those catching up, it was a terrible joke about a talking centipede.

:eek: Why? it was funny and not offensive? TM and I are going to look really stupid now if ours don't get deleted :rotfl:
Did you blaspheme in it?

purpledonkey

fairclaire wrote: »

:eek: Why? it was funny and not offensive? TM and I are going to look really stupid now if ours don't get deleted :rotfl:
Did you blaspheme in it?

Nope, but I did censor some swears, that probably did it :whistle: (sowwy RedFox )

fairclaire

purpledonkey wrote: »

Nope, but I did censor some swears, that probably did it :whistle: (sowwy RedFox )

So TM and I are left talking about thumbs and mis-matched shoes and the day shift are thinking 'what are they on about'
Cheers :beer::p:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The things that can ruin reputations.....:rotfl:

fairclaire

binkybinkybinky wrote: »

Colonel Binks never reports any post.


Never.


Ever.


Let all posts be judged according to merit and just sit there.


Unless they are gratuitously offensive.

Colonel? :eek:

purpledonkey

fairclaire wrote: »

So TM and I are left talking about thumbs and mis-matched shoes and the day shift are thinking 'what are they on about'
Cheers :beer::p:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The things that can ruin reputations.....:rotfl:

You're welcome :beer:

WhoWantsChicken

purpledonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: reminds me of another bad nun joke...

Mother Teresa and her nuns were riding their bicycles down the street but the nuns wouldn't stop giggling so she shouted "stop giggling or I'll put the bike seats back on!"

Just sticking my ore in, not so much a joke but a chat up line I seen some guy using when he was on the bus.

Guy sits behind a quite good looking female & taps her on the shoulder & says:

"Hey beautiful, are you a single mum?"
She replies "no"
And he goes in for the kill with "do you want to be?"

Needless to say the guy got knocked back in fits of laughter then swigs from his bottle of Buckfast, god I miss early morning bus travel in Glasgow

Truffle_Hunter

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Hey FC you have an apprentice. :T :rotfl:

Welcome Lotsobear.

You wait FC, Truffle Hunter was my trainee and think she will be getting her Elite degree before me, she doesn't need any of my help anymore. :eek:

Hi TS:wave:

Welcome Lotsobear- what a lovely story, I first met Tinyshoes :A in a local supermarket who kindly mentored me and I am forever grateful as I love a good bargain but most of all she is a lovely friend

Savvybuyer

Avs M - from womble, shop earlier this evening.

1 x ASDA Chosen by You Crisps - Cheese & Onion (6x25g)£0.85£0.85

Think it might return more favourably (per multipack) if you buy 2. Though whether it would if you decided to mix and match...:eek:.



Anyhow... I rather like this new "cheaper Morries". Though sadly more expensive on the other items on the womble so gave no return.

fairclaire

WhoWantsChicken wrote: »

Just sticking my ore in, not so much a joke but a chat up line I seen some guy using when he was on the bus.

Guy sits behind a quite good looking female & taps her on the shoulder & says:

"Hey beautiful, are you a single mum?"
She replies "no"
And he goes in for the kill with "do you want to be?"

Needless to say the guy got knocked back in fits of laughter then swigs from his bottle of Buckfast, god I miss early morning bus travel in Glasgow

Where you been chicken? I worked in a few 'posh' pubs not in Glasgow but heading towards as a student. Posh was defined by having Buckie on an optic :rotfl::rotfl:

zagubov

Evening!
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