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HELP!!banks won't take my money

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  • bsms1147
    bsms1147 Posts: 2,277 Forumite
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    SG27 wrote: »
    Gross or net?
    Gross.

    It's an unbelievable rate!
  • gadgetmind
    gadgetmind Posts: 11,130 Forumite
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    I can offer 11.89% via an ethical investment. I'll send you my address and you then send me a cheque made out to the Christian Approach to Social Harmony, or CASH for short.
    I am not a financial adviser and neither do I play one on television. I might occasionally give bad advice but at least it's free.

    Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.
  • masonic
    masonic Posts: 27,924 Forumite
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    puk999 wrote: »
    What is it with multiple messages about 20 somethings and large amounts of cash?
    It appears DeadLine is a future spammer trying to get its post count up so that it can start posting links.
  • Archi_Bald
    Archi_Bald Posts: 9,681 Forumite
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    11.89%, step aside! It is 13.4% for a 7-year fixed rate deal at MASH, Methodist Amalgamated Savings Holdings. Completely trustworthy, and ethical of course. Class A and C drugs included, we have Paul Flowers on the board.
  • SG27
    SG27 Posts: 2,773 Forumite
    Hmmm well I don't want a fix and I do ethics do I'll go with bsms please. I take you have FSCS protection?
  • gadgetmind
    gadgetmind Posts: 11,130 Forumite
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    Hey, everything you send to me is protected by the Fraudulent Shakedown Cromulent Society too!
    I am not a financial adviser and neither do I play one on television. I might occasionally give bad advice but at least it's free.

    Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.
  • Thrugelmir
    Thrugelmir Posts: 89,546 Forumite
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    ruthber wrote: »
    if not a troll, then money laundering or drug dealer, springs to mind

    That's disrepectful to 2 honourable professions. Who without doubt will know how to legitimise money. :D
  • LR67
    LR67 Posts: 25 Forumite
    Unbelievable, this site is called money saving expert, the proof is in the name, it's designed to save you money. I only gave you a rough out lay of my situation and my short term future so I can get appropriate responses and I get unhelpful remarks.

    Why would people encourage me to move into a more expensive property or condone me for buying a home with a discount. It's not called moneywasteexpert.com is it!!! Regardless of my circumstances I was asking for advice and not for judgement to be imposed upon me.

    Oh and if I was going to make it up I would stretch to a couple of million in savings rather then a few 100k. I got my money legitimately and legally and I don't appreciate people thinking I must of broke the law or something.

    If you can't give constructive advice then don't give any at all, and get a life.

    Thank you
  • i would speak to your IFA about investing in unit trusts or a discretionary fund manager who would ascertain your attitude to risk and make all the big decisions for you. they could invest it for you for growth and then when the timing is necessary provide an income. and by the way way to go on turning the life around :)
  • le_loup
    le_loup Posts: 4,047 Forumite
    edited 16 April 2014 at 9:26PM
    masonic wrote: »
    It appears DeadLine is a future spammer trying to get its post count up so that it can start posting links.


    "Yea, seems like."

    Noticed this myself just a few minutes ago. Seems the above is the current favourite.
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