Da thread....do you dare come in da house?

Sunshinemummy

Helena3kids wrote: »

Happy Easter everyone. Hope you have all enjoyed your glitchy eggs, and bargain wine!

Thought I'd share a little joke with you all....

Nursing home sex..

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after
dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and
ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to
chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and
asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?"

"Sex!!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a
gun to your head!"

"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold
it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly
each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
hold Harold's manhood.

Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by
the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's
manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-!!!!!! What does Ethel
have that I don't have?

"Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Tinyshoes

Mildred1970 wrote: »

I am thanks zag...you?

Bit of a long journey thanks to all the roadworks on the M1/M42 :mad:

M42 on the way back for DD2. :eek:

Good to see you back Mildred. :T

karlie88

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I think it's done her good to have couple of days break.

Most definitely.

You need to de-stress and relax when leading up to exams.

It's healthier and means she'll be more productive for the rest of her revision.

asset2004

3010 wrote: »

Yes, although I always aim for 11 or 12 just to be safe. I'd rather spend 10p more on a couple more items than it not compare.

yes me too I'll stick another tin of something on just to make certain

jax.26

rose28454 wrote: »

Yes I do on my last 2 shops

Thanks rose, that's 1 less item to stand and think about:o:rotfl:

xxlouisexx56

Am I the only one who is itching for the shops to open again????

jax.26

3010 wrote: »

Yes, although I always aim for 11 or 12 just to be safe. I'd rather spend 10p more on a couple more items than it not compare.

I'm the same- always buy 11

Thanks

its_a_secret_66

FunkyFeet wrote: »

Ello :wave:

Happy Easter:icotbaske:easter_os:EasterBun:easter_ba :easter:

Dotty, DiM, MKS, FC, Mrs.S, Mildred, LittleFeet, Patty, Locarr, Savvy, Bananababe, calmspirit, TM, Naebbirac, nerfdad, PetuliaGristle, queen of cheap, Sunshinemummy, zagubov hugs all round to all you lovelies and everyone else too on here. But not the lurkers:p I don't like ya'll.

Like SaveMeNow (Hello and welcome lovely one :wave: aka wonderful glitch finder) Time ya'll came out and said Ello like smn too

Hugs,
FF x x

Happy Easter FF

cjj_2

Just having our last bubbs beef

Sunshinemummy

I have earnt my entry to Heaven today... we thought in for a penny, in for a pound, so as we were having 3 parents for a meal, we (strangely) invited the single (well the ones not invited for meals with family) oldies from the close for Easter dinner.... If I get any bright ideas to repeat this for Christmas .... shoot me!!

I am exhausted