Da thread....do you dare come in da house?

karlie88

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

or an empty packet of walkers crisps and an elastic band!

:D:D

:rotfl:

That might be a bit rough round the edges for us ladies.

Unless you prefer it that way.

:rotfl::eek::rotfl:

nerfdad

karlie88 wrote: »

:eek::rotfl::eek:

Plenty of natural barrier protection options available if you're lacking one of those and have the need for you know what...

...a good natural one is sheep's intestine.

:rotfl::eek::rotfl:

!!!!!!:eek::eek::rotfl:

cheer1eader

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I really need tea towels... I may have to pay muggle price soon!!

me too! although i find when i get cheap ones they dry one dish before they are sopping wet :rotfl:

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

That is the male she has pinned up....

I just do not get it!

:D:D:D

i think it's the blue eyes :rotfl:

karlie88

bexter7 wrote: »

I go there once a week usually I think its the biggest store I've ever been to tbh.

Could you PM me your other locals?

Eastlands is a little bit further out for me but willing to make the journey if they have an amazing selection of glitched items.

Sunshinemummy

karlie88 wrote: »

:rotfl:

That might be a bit rough round the edges for us ladies.

Unless you prefer it that way.

:rotfl::eek::rotfl:

It maybe the only option if you do not have a sheep's intestine handy...

:D:D:D:D

karlie88

streetlights wrote: »

Hi karlie that made me laugh, do you advice this method in your clinical work :rotfl:

:rotfl:

Ummmmmm....nooooooooo.



:rotfl:

Safe sex everyone.

Remember that.

Safe sex.

:cool:

Safest option of all is not to do it.

:rotfl:

Thriftygifty

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

and he lacks chest hair!

It just seems wrong, terribly wrong!!
:o

:rotfl::rotfl:, do you know what I find weird.....men who dont have hair legs but have this weird kind of fluff/fuzz I don't it.

Sunshinemummy

cheer1eader wrote: »

me too! although i find when i get cheap ones they dry one dish before they are sopping wet :rotfl:


i think it's the blue eyes :rotfl:

I agree with the towels, I will have a closer look at the eyes...

zippydooda

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I have to admit I have highly negative feelings for DS1 current lady... god I hope he grows bored of her soon!

I bet your mother in law had them same thoughts :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

nerfdad

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

or an empty packet of walkers crisps and an elastic band!

:D:D

Is foreplay in your house
"Hi Darling can I have a packet of crisps":o;)