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Da thread....do you dare come in da house?

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  • nerfdad
    nerfdad Posts: 13,795 Forumite
    Sunshinemummy wrote: »
    She loves me, as I always invite her for Christmas, meals and anything going on in our house, as she is the man I love's mother (no other comments can be made)....

    Or is it because your the mother of her grandchildren :D:D
  • cheer1eader
    cheer1eader Posts: 5,754 Forumite
    Sunshinemummy wrote: »
    She loves me, as I always invite her for Christmas, meals and anything going on in our house, as she is the man I love's mother (no other comments can be made)....
    i don't see mine that often as hubby stays with her in the week when he works away & she doesn't drive so doesn't come here :) & we don't tend to go over there very often at weekends as he's seen her all week :rotfl:
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  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    karlie88 wrote: »
    Fine!

    How about pig's intestine or even cow?

    :rotfl:

    I would need to know about the girth of the pig and cows intestine... they maybe too small


    :o:o:o:o:o
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  • karlie88
    karlie88 Posts: 9,114 Forumite
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    Sunshinemummy wrote: »
    I would need to know about the girth of the pig and cows intestine... they maybe too small


    :o:o:o:o:o

    They're stretchier than Stretch Armstrong!

    :eek:
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  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    nerfdad wrote: »
    Was his pack is "escape pack":)

    oops meant 'six pack'.....
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  • cheer1eader
    cheer1eader Posts: 5,754 Forumite
    Sunshinemummy wrote: »
    smoky bacon and cheese and onion!



    It is lovely, have a good feel tonight x



    But you could get some free meat..... it is a grey grey world!

    :D:D:D
    he works away monday to friday so i can't :p i know what it feels like but still don't like it :rotfl:
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  • cheer1eader
    cheer1eader Posts: 5,754 Forumite
    right i'm knackered so heading off to bedfordshire .... night night everyone :wave:
    :beer: Happy Bargain Hunting!! :beer:
  • streetlights
    streetlights Posts: 3,577 Forumite
    karlie88 wrote: »
    :rotfl:

    Ummmmmm....nooooooooo.

    ;)

    :rotfl:

    Safe sex everyone.

    Remember that.

    Safe sex.

    :cool:



    Safest option of all is not to do it.

    :rotfl:

    now that would not be fun :rotfl::rotfl: however any intestine being involved would put me off sex forever. I think your advice has worked:rotfl:
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  • cjj_2
    cjj_2 Posts: 6,588 Forumite
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    Cherish those you have in your life because you never know when they won't be there anymore.

    No matter how you feel, get up, dress up & never give up.
  • karlie88
    karlie88 Posts: 9,114 Forumite
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    streetlights wrote: »
    now that would not be fun :rotfl::rotfl: however any intestine being involved would put me off sex forever. I think your advice has worked:rotfl:

    :T

    :beer:

    :D
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