driving offence

vaio

looks like I've been caught doing something I shouldn't have been doing as I got this email today

Good afternoon!

You have the forfeits for traffic violations. The reply is in the attached ZIP-file. You must verify it before April 13th 2014. Your ID: JRS/36115.
Differently you'll gain additional surcharge.
Yours truly, superior of Police station #104.

What should I do?

Anyone got contact details for Police station #104?

spacey2012

Oh Dear, thats 30 lashes in that country

Happychappy

My goodness, you could have killed somebody !

Ask if you could repent ? And if his Uncle is the The Sacred, Learned, Holiness, President, General, the deposed president who has billions in a Bank Account, and how you can help them send you millions of pounds, for just giving them a deposit of £30 or £40k, oh yes and try not to do it again, pay more attention.

vaio

I have been naughty, just got one about my taxes too

Dear Sir/Madam!

You have the penalties for taxes. The statement is in the attached ZIP-archive. You have to check it before April 5th 2014. Your account: SCH/23293.
Else you'll take claim.
Kind regards, superior of Police station #25.

McKneff

You must say five Hail Marys and an Our Father, you'll be fine then


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oldhand

spacey2012 wrote: »

Oh Dear, thats 30 lashes in that country

Theres MPs who would pay for that in this country.;)

arcon5

Think of the children !!!

Paradigm

oldhand wrote: »

Theres MPs who would pay for that in this country.;)

I'd pay to do the lashing then but can't promise I'd stop at 30

forgotmyname

You pay your tax penalty at the police station? I would have thought you needed Fort Knox at the very least. Pay your taxes

Pity the driving forfeits email didnt say April the 1st.

Why dont i get these emails? Damn my life is just one big void.

Ebe_Scrooge

You evil b**tard, did you not see the nun with a child in one arm and a basket of kittens in the other ? Your type need to be hung, drawn and quartered, then burnt at the stake for good measure.

Anyhow, it's pointless theorising about what this is about. You just need to open the attachment, click on the link and all will become clear. Please post back and let us know the outcome.

OnanTheBarbarian

Ask them if you can overpay the fine and if they will reimburse the overpayment to your Nigerian uncle?