Fillers, fillers, fillers!!! Everyone Learns IT Eventually

buyitall

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I was sent this from a man!


'AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

Love it, most of it applies to me and OH :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

buyitall

80934 wrote: »

I did a shop today for over £40 and there was no HH issued. I asked about it and was told it was just for last week...................

Oops, there goes that theory No doubt the 20% will have also finished by the time I try it

TrulyMadly

buyitall wrote: »

Oops, there goes that theory No doubt the 20% will have also finished by the time I try it

Plenty time.

The wine deal is on until 18th march:)

Picasso7

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I was sent this from a man!


'AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...'

Typical male... cannot even number correctly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is totally brilliant. Thank you. Going to bed giggling!!!

Chrisv

Claire1972 wrote: »

Hello

Does anyone have the barcodes for these ones. When I looked before so many to choose from, don't have a clue without a barcode!!!!

Please and thank you.

Brunette spoo - 5037156 140477
Moisturising spoo - 5037156 051865
Everlasting cond - 5037156 187113
Everlasting spoo - 5037156 187106

vanilla_twist

Not quite caught up yet but have question about Lovefilm/Amazon.
I noticed the other day that they seem to want me to pay for the things I want to watch. What is the point of the old lovefilm membership if they also want paying per programme or have I got to do something to activate?

I must admit I have found pollystreaming and have been watching the Walking Dead season 3. Strangely episode 8 is not available. Is this because of content as really strange.
I dont seem to be able to send pollystreaming to my sony tv which is annoying as having to watch on small screen.

Not technologically minded but I know a few here are. Any help would be appreciated. Its all aau1s fault for mentioning The Walking Dead in the first place:)
V x

buyitall

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Plenty time.

The wine deal is on until 18th march:)

That should be long enough even for me to get my **** in gear

aau1

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Not quite caught up yet but have question about Lovefilm/Amazon.
I noticed the other day that they seem to want me to pay for the things I want to watch. What is the point of the old lovefilm membership if they also want paying per programme or have I got to do something to activate?

I must admit I have found pollystreaming and have been watching the Walking Dead season 3. Strangely episode 8 is not available. Is this because of content as really strange.
I dont seem to be able to send pollystreaming to my sony tv which is annoying as having to watch on small screen.

Not technologically minded but I know a few here are. Any help would be appreciated. Its all aau1s fault for mentioning The Walking Dead in the first place
V x

soweeeeeee

TrulyMadly

vanilla_twist wrote: »

Not quite caught up yet but have question about Lovefilm/Amazon.
........ Any help would be appreciated. Its all aau1s fault for mentioning The Walking Dead in the first place:)
V x

yes he has a lot to answer for:rotfl:

fairclaire

buyitall wrote: »

Oops, there goes that theory No doubt the 20% will have also finished by the time I try it

HH finished on Sunday
20% off wine is on until 18th March