Fillers, fillers, fillers!!! Everyone Learns IT Eventually

Sunshinemummy

I was sent this from a man!


'AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...'

Typical male... cannot even number correctly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iwantsomemoney

Why £1.39?
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5 items on your bill qualify for comparison ASDA Waitrose
+£1.15

0.17 x ASDA Carrots by Weight per kg £0.15 £0.16
0.09 x ASDA Mushrooms by Weight per kg £0.23 £0.25
0.15 x ASDA Onions by Weight per kg £0.11 £0.14
1 x ASDA Smartprice Garlic Baguette (170g) £0.32 N/A
1 x ASDA Cucumber Portion £0.40 £0.45
1 x Bassett's Jelly Babies (21g) £0.20 N/A
1 x Vaseline Men Active Dry Anti Perspirant Deodorant ... £2.59 £1.33
1 x Candyland Flumps Mallow Twists £0.10 N/A
1 x ASDA Smartprice Fragrance Free Baby Wipes (80) £0.51 N/A
1 x ASDA Smartprice Wrapping Foil (290mm x 20m) £0.72 N/A

Comparison total (compared products only) £3.48 £2.33

50% Cashback on msl for vaseline

aau1

Classy_Chick06 wrote: »

Is this true?

I didnt know this

where does it say you cannot buy 1 item and claim from both sites?

I have been doing this all week and been paid out by both:eek:

No it's not true at all

TrulyMadly

frequent wrote: »

Or £25 if you have a £5 off £40 and a £10pp:cool:

Or £24 if you have a Orchard cheese voucher:cool:

Savvybuyer

aau1 wrote: »

and not this? :think:

MLLER GREEK CORNER LIMITED EDITION 150G
£0.60 † n/a n/a n/a

I suppose it's not a Muller...it's a Mller :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:

Avs Morries:

2 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Chicken Breast Fillets (4 per pack - 613g)£9.00£7.92

That £7.92 is in red on the comp. (and no other meat items showing in red on the Morries side of the comp, thus suggesting need to buy 2 to compare to mbuy price) - sadly doesn't seem to be on mbuy (3 for £10?) in A?

Mullers also returning full price vs M:(:( on APG, but noticed this womble is dated 2/3/14 so might not be a lot of use:(. They bought total 10.

4 x Muller Light Vanilla & Chocolate Yogurt (165g)£1.20£2.72
2 x Muller Light Fat Free Strawberry Yogurt (175g)£0.60£1.36
1 x Muller Light Raspberry & Cranberry Yogurt Fat Free...£0.30£0.68
3 x Muller Light Fat Free Limited Edition Yogurt (165g...£0.90£2.04

Though it actually didn't affect the result on my womble - unbelievably it compared 'best' vs T and gave a couple of quid but only because of the 10%.

80934

buyitall wrote: »

Yes, I was just thinking that if you were spending £32 and had to get some fillers anyway, if you had a HH voucher, you are not that far off the threshold spend Also depends if the 20% offer is still on when the HH kick in I suppose (my mailing vouchers were for £60 min spend, but I will hopefully get a HH for next week).

I did a shop today for over £40 and there was no HH issued. I asked about it and was told it was just for last week...................

TrulyMadly

EMMAP wrote: »

Well you (and I) have excellent taste

Evening all. Mother's Day is fast approaching and I am my usual organised self. CC Necklace and Achica Art Deco tin with shortbread biccies in on the way. Talked to my sis about it excitedly as between the two of us it'll work out at about 3.50 each. She then said she feels uninvolved when it comes to Mother's Day/birthday/Christmas because I always try and get the best deal and take over

Now I feel like poo. She's suggested we get my Mum a 'wine handbag' but they're about £30! I can afford it but I dunno....

Am I a total Control Freak Cathy?

Your idea sounds much nicer eeeemap and more thoughtful:A

aau1

Savvybuyer wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl:

Avs Morries:

2 x ASDA Butcher's Selection Chicken Breast Fillets (4...£9.00£7.92
4 x Muller Light Vanilla & Chocolate Yogurt (165g)£1.20£2.72
2 x Muller Light Fat Free Strawberry Yogurt (175g)£0.60£1.36
1 x Muller Light Raspberry & Cranberry Yogurt Fat Free...£0.30£0.68
3 x Muller Light Fat Free Limited Edition Yogurt (165g...£0.90£2.04

:T

Thanks Savvy, I wombled a receipt with the chicken on it on Sunday and it returned AvM £4.50v£5.28

ETA: just saw your edit. So both our receipts were from the 2nd. the only difference was my muggle bought 1 pack of chicken

Picasso7

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Give up sleep!

:D:D:D:D:D

Already losing quite enough of that reading all this! :rotfl::rotfl:

Classy_Chick06

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I once tapped on the window of a car that had been parked outside our house for ages and asked what they were doing. They asked me to go away but gave me a telephone number to ring and to quote their car reg number. They were undercover police .....not being very undercover in my opinion:rotfl:.......and it was to do with a drugs raid.

It wasn't me they were after by the way:)

I did this last week, i got really paranoid for some reason, when i was leaving the house for work there was a car outside with 2 men and a woman in.
I got into my car and drove away, then got even more paranoid because i had not put my burgular alarm on and nobody was home, so i turned the car and went back home, went inside, put the alarm on then went back to my car and they were still sat there, so i tapped on the window and asked what they were sat there for and the driver gave me a booklet, they were johvous witnesses....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: