Fillers, fillers, fillers!!! Everyone Learns IT Eventually

Sarahdol75

fairclaire wrote: »

David....I have an urge to make up a story out of your dark side round up. Such an eclectic mix. Humour me, I need to be creative when I'm stressed

Once upon a time FC and David. were sitting down for the evening. They had been to a free screening of starred up followed a dinner of meat free mince, cooked in the diet cast iron frying pan. FC was wearing her Royal and long nickel gold gems make up and fancied lighting a large home range Yankee candle to enhance the mood.

The conversation soon turned to football. David cautiously asked FC if she could remember the last time Scotland took part in the World Cup. She could, but only just. David casually mentioned that it was pity cameras hadn't been invented then, just in case anyone had got near the World Cup for a cheeky photo opportunity.

This comment unleashed a rage in FC.....never had she felt so insulted. She stomped to the kitchen, grabbed the dirty diet cast iron frying pan, she turned around to see that he had followed her into the kitchen. She couldn't help herself and before she even knew what was happening the frying pan had clipped his head. 'oh dear' she said, 'that's going to leave a scar', but it's ok 'I have some free scar removing gel that will sort it out'

Unfortunately FC and David. we're never able to overcome this traumatic evening and David. left the next day on a megabus. it only cost him 50p though and he watched sky sports on his mobile all the way to his destination.
The end

.....yes, of course Im mad :rotfl:

You are bonkers :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Shortfatscotsbloke

altojack wrote: »

I'm still following the conversation over there, where is SFSB?

I'm here alto, whaaassssuuppp?

lookinforabargain

fairclaire wrote: »

I know but you know I need to keep busy when times are tough

Time for me to hit the hay, enjoyed my evening of darts

Good night all x

Thriftygifty

Theres a free 50g sample of Go-cat crunchy and tender sample on go-cats website, not sure if it's already been mentioned?

emerald21

Tinyshoes wrote: »

I am going to get free handwash with mine. :rotfl:

It s about time I bought one to use with my birthday in a couple of months Does anyone know if they have an offer on atm as they do sometimes Thanks

TrulyMadly

fairclaire wrote: »

David....I have an urge to make up a story out of your dark side round up. Such an eclectic mix. Humour me, I need to be creative when I'm stressed

Once upon a time FC and David. were sitting down for the evening. They had been to a free screening of starred up followed a dinner of meat free mince, cooked in the diet cast iron frying pan. FC was wearing her Royal and long nickel gold gems make up and fancied lighting a large home range Yankee candle to enhance the mood.

The conversation soon turned to football. David cautiously asked FC if she could remember the last time Scotland took part in the World Cup. She could, but only just. David casually mentioned that it was pity cameras hadn't been invented then, just in case anyone had got near the World Cup for a cheeky photo opportunity.

This comment unleashed a rage in FC.....never had she felt so insulted. She stomped to the kitchen, grabbed the dirty diet cast iron frying pan, she turned around to see that he had followed her into the kitchen. She couldn't help herself and before she even knew what was happening the frying pan had clipped his head. 'oh dear' she said, 'that's going to leave a scar', but it's ok 'I have some free scar removing gel that will sort it out'

Unfortunately FC and David. we're never able to overcome this traumatic evening and David. left the next day on a megabus. it only cost him 50p though and he watched sky sports on his mobile all the way to his destination.
The end

.....yes, of course Im mad :rotfl:

I have dreams like that:o

altojack

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

I'm here alto, whaaassssuuppp?

nowt up just wondering are you ShortFatJock chatting on hukd about a certain stash that was pointed out to us

TrulyMadly

Shortfatscotsbloke wrote: »

I'm here alto, whaaassssuuppp?

I think you've been two timing us:)

David.

emerald21 wrote: »

Well done that man

You know its all said in fun Seductive Suzie

Hopefully people get a smile out of it

fairclaire

altojack wrote: »

Are you ok fairclaire or is it a difficult time right now? I take it from your words that it is

yes Im fine it is a difficult time but you lot help me massively :A
My story was just me trying to lighten my own mood. I think a lot when I'm stressed....might as well put it to some use and have a few laughs.