Fillers, fillers, fillers!!! Everyone Learns IT Eventually

TrulyMadly

Colin_Hunt wrote: »

Thats that knackered then.:rotfl:

Don't think so Colin. The burgers deal is just so not right for HDUK:o:)

Savvybuyer

fairclaire wrote: »

"The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to fairclaire For This Useful Post"

It wasn't "useful", just a good post:p:rotfl::rotfl:.
And amusing:):cool::cool:.

altojack

Snap-ant wrote: »

:mad:

Along with my garden of mats/rugs - my Aloe Vera was put outside, he said it smelt of cat's pith

Luckily I have just fetched it back inside as the weather has gone icy cold :eek:

I have about 20 Aloe Vera here all been potted up from my monster plant. Do you want one or two?

fairclaire

Savvybuyer wrote: »

"The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to fairclaire For This Useful Post"

It wasn't" useful", just a good post:p:rotfl::rotfl:.

I think the word useful has many meanings savvy. if it makes you smile it's been useful to your mood, or your health or even your day! :rotfl:

lookinforabargain

fairclaire wrote: »

David....I have an urge to make up a story out of your dark side round up. Such an eclectic mix. Humour me, I need to be creative when I'm stressed

Once upon a time FC and David. were sitting down for the evening. They had been to a free screening of starred up followed a dinner of meat free mince, cooked in the diet cast iron frying pan. FC was wearing her Royal and long nickel gold gems make up and fancied lighting a large home range Yankee candle to enhance the mood.

The conversation soon turned to football. David cautiously asked FC if she could remember the last time Scotland took part in the World Cup. She could, but only just. David casually mentioned that it was pity cameras hadn't been invented then, just in case anyone had got near the World Cup for a cheeky photo opportunity.

This comment unleashed a rage in FC.....never had she felt so insulted. She stomped to the kitchen, grabbed the dirty diet cast iron frying pan, she turned around to see that he had followed her into the kitchen. She couldn't help herself and before she even knew what was happening the frying pan had clipped his head. 'oh dear' she said, 'that's going to leave a scar', but it's ok 'I have some free scar removing gel that will sort it out'

Unfortunately FC and David. we're never able to overcome this traumatic evening and David. left the next day on a megabus. it only cost him 50p though and he watched sky sports on his mobile all the way to his destination.
The end

.....yes, of course Im mad :rotfl:

:cool:

Love it!

:rotfl::T:rotfl::T

Claire1972

fairclaire wrote: »

David....I have an urge to make up a story out of your dark side round up. Such an eclectic mix. Humour me, I need to be creative when I'm stressed

Once upon a time FC and David. were sitting down for the evening. They had been to a free screening of starred up followed a dinner of meat free mince, cooked in the diet cast iron frying pan. FC was wearing her Royal and long nickel gold gems make up and fancied lighting a large home range Yankee candle to enhance the mood.

The conversation soon turned to football. David cautiously asked FC if she could remember the last time Scotland took part in the World Cup. She could, but only just. David casually mentioned that it was pity cameras hadn't been invented then, just in case anyone had got near the World Cup for a cheeky photo opportunity.

This comment unleashed a rage in FC.....never had she felt so insulted. She stomped to the kitchen, grabbed the dirty diet cast iron frying pan, she turned around to see that he had followed her into the kitchen. She couldn't help herself and before she even knew what was happening the frying pan had clipped his head. 'oh dear' she said, 'that's going to leave a scar', but it's ok 'I have some free scar removing gel that will sort it out'

Unfortunately FC and David. we're never able to overcome this traumatic evening and David. left the next day on a megabus. it only cost him 50p though and he watched sky sports on his mobile all the way to his destination.
The end

.....yes, of course Im mad :rotfl:

Haha, very good. Very funny. X :rotfl:

Snap-ant

You know those air plants - everyone was given one at one time, glued onto a shell



I was given one in 1986 & it still lives :eek: , even I cannot destroy it
It outgrew it's shell & expanded & multiplied & once every two years it has a purple flower

I just run it under the tap when I remember too

What I would really like is to take it back to the country it came from & set it free

The flower will appear in the next few days so please await my photo

pk04

fairclaire wrote: »

David....I have an urge to make up a story out of your dark side round up. Such an eclectic mix. Humour me, I need to be creative when I'm stressed

Once upon a time FC and David. were sitting down for the evening. They had been to a free screening of starred up followed a dinner of meat free mince, cooked in the diet cast iron frying pan. FC was wearing her Royal and long nickel gold gems make up and fancied lighting a large home range Yankee candle to enhance the mood.

The conversation soon turned to football. David cautiously asked FC if she could remember the last time Scotland took part in the World Cup. She could, but only just. David casually mentioned that it was pity cameras hadn't been invented then, just in case anyone had got near the World Cup for a cheeky photo opportunity.

This comment unleashed a rage in FC.....never had she felt so insulted. She stomped to the kitchen, grabbed the dirty diet cast iron frying pan, she turned around to see that he had followed her into the kitchen. She couldn't help herself and before she even knew what was happening the frying pan had clipped his head. 'oh dear' she said, 'that's going to leave a scar', but it's ok 'I have some free scar removing gel that will sort it out'

Unfortunately FC and David. we're never able to overcome this traumatic evening and David. left the next day on a megabus. it only cost him 50p though and he watched sky sports on his mobile all the way to his destination.
The end

.....yes, of course Im mad :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl:

That's brilliant that is

TrulyMadly

David. wrote: »

For the ginger ones amongst us
Lidl half price weekend offers 8th-9th
http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/lidl-half-price-weekend-scottish-stores-only-8th-9th-march-pork-ribs-1-49-2mini-1839221

Think the red peppers are only 32p too:)

altojack

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Don't think so Colin. The burgers deal is just so not right for HDUK:o:)

I'm still following the conversation over there, where is SFSB?