Fillers, fillers, fillers!!! Everyone Learns IT Eventually

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

David....I have an urge to make up a story out of your dark side round up. Such an eclectic mix. Humour me, I need to be creative when I'm stressed

Once upon a time FC and David. were sitting down for the evening. They had been to a free screening of starred up followed a dinner of meat free mince, cooked in the diet cast iron frying pan. FC was wearing her Royal and long nickel gold gems make up and fancied lighting a large home range Yankee candle to enhance the mood.

The conversation soon turned to football. David cautiously asked FC if she could remember the last time Scotland took part in the World Cup. She could, but only just. David casually mentioned that it was pity cameras hadn't been invented then, just in case anyone had got near the World Cup for a cheeky photo opportunity.

This comment unleashed a rage in FC.....never had she felt so insulted. She stomped to the kitchen, grabbed the dirty diet cast iron frying pan, she turned around to see that he had followed her into the kitchen. She couldn't help herself and before she even knew what was happening the frying pan had clipped his head. 'oh dear' she said, 'that's going to leave a scar', but it's ok 'I have some free scar removing gel that will sort it out'

Unfortunately FC and David. we're never able to overcome this traumatic evening and David. left the next day on a megabus. it only cost him 50p though and he watched sky sports on his mobile all the way to his destination.
The end

.....yes, of course Im mad :rotfl:

Crack pot :rotfl:
:kisses3:

David.

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Think the red peppers are only 32p too:)

Dont mention red :eek:some of them heathens are touchy

altojack

Snap-ant wrote: »

You know those air plants - everyone was given one at one time, glued onto a shell



I was given one in 1986 & it still lives :eek: , even I cannot destroy it
It outgrew it's shell & expanded & multiplied & once every two years it has a purple flower

I just run it under the tap when I remember too

What I would really like is to take it back to the country it came from & set it free

The flower will appear in the next few days so please await my photo

how fascinating Snap that it has lived so long. I think it deserves to be set free but look forward to seeing the flower

fairclaire

David. wrote: »

Crack pot :rotfl:
:kisses3:

I know but you know I need to keep busy when times are tough

emerald21

David. wrote: »

Up to 14 now and I am one of them

Well done that man

TrulyMadly

Hope Chris and Flo got some Radox:o

Oh and yes....my stash is bigger than henlanseses's stash:cool:

altojack

Are you ok fairclaire or is it a difficult time right now? I take it from your words that it is

David.

fairclaire wrote: »

I know but you know I need to keep busy when times are tough

So a certain persons ironing is up to date then

emerald21

tweets wrote: »

Thank you

I like that pendant

She's got blue eyes just like me

She looks cross eyed :eek:

altojack

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Hope Chris and Flo got some Radox:o

Oh and yes....my stash is bigger than henlanseses's stash:cool:

ha ha ha ha