Wrong sweets at £land

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

I think OP needs to go and see the Vet as well.

Exile_geordie

Sooler wrote: »

Seems you ate them all, then decided you didn't like them. :think:

I have this problem when I visit Subway too.

I am happy to say me and Mrs Exile have now cleared up said borken glas and have extracted the teddy from my hand but alas we are still missing one and she hasnt been to the loo for a day.

This could get more serious and lead to more compo from £land as surely with these unmarked non childrens valentines glass gifts there should be a warning that you should not try to deride sexual pleasure from putting them up your poop chute as they may not come out as easy as they went up?


I dont know what to do, so Im having a cuppa.

janiebquick

Exile_geordie wrote: »

I have this problem when I visit Subway too.

I am happy to say me and Mrs Exile have now cleared up said borken glas and have extracted the teddy from my hand but alas we are still missing one and she hasnt been to the loo for a day.

This could get more serious and lead to more compo from £land as surely with these unmarked non childrens valentines glass gifts there should be a warning that you should not try to deride sexual pleasure from putting them up your poop chute as they may not come out as easy as they went up?


I dont know what to do, so Im having a cuppa.

You mean you can still sit down?

Exile_geordie

janiebquick wrote: »

You mean you can still sit down?

I can. She cant.

She has been lying on her front since yesterday. Im not sure what our cat makes of it all though.

RuthnJasper

Exile_geordie wrote: »

I have this problem when I visit Subway too.

I am happy to say me and Mrs Exile have now cleared up said borken glas and have extracted the teddy from my hand but alas we are still missing one and she hasnt been to the loo for a day.


I dont know what to do, so Im having a cuppa.

Tweezers, a bucket and some patience will be your friends in this situation. And a Whole Lotta Love...

RuthnJasper

Exile_geordie wrote: »

I can. She cant.

She has been lying on her front since yesterday. Im not sure what our cat makes of it all though.

You'll find out when you get the letter from your cat's solicitors re. compensation for PTSD/visual trauma. What's been seen cannot be unseen.

Mee-OW!

Exile_geordie

RuthnJasper wrote: »

You'll find out when you get the letter from your cat's solicitors re. compensation for PTSD/visual trauma. What's been seen cannot be unseen.

Mee-OW!

Pet Traumatic Stress Disorder? Never heard of it, no claim, no blame.

Mind you thats what it gets for eating my sea monkeys the other week and for leaving fur in my bread bin.

marleyboy

Its not a laughing matter when such perils occur in Poundland.

My 4 Yr old Son got a severe electric shock from swinging off the ceiling lights. No warning signs whatsoever and made worse because they opted to have them switched on and live, all this whilst open to the public.

If this wasn't bad enough, I was asked to fill out an accident form, only to suffer a paper-cut from the razor sharp edges of the form. Again no warning signs were in place. Just what is Poundland trying to do in turning their stores in to some sort of krypton factor style assault course?

I think we should boycott them and instead go to Poundworld, who at least have a member of staff to follow you around the store, warning you of the dangers that linger off all the shelves.

gik

marleyboy wrote: »

Its not a laughing matter when such perils occur in Poundland.

My 4 Yr old Son got a severe electric shock from swinging off the ceiling lights. No warning signs whatsoever and made worse because they opted to have them switched on and live, all this whilst open to the public.

If this wasn't bad enough, I was asked to fill out an accident form, only to suffer a paper-cut from the razor sharp edges of the form. Again no warning signs were in place. Just what is Poundland trying to do in turning their stores in to some sort of krypton factor style assault course?

I think we should boycott them and instead go to Poundworld, who at least have a member of staff to follow you around the store, warning you of the dangers that linger off all the shelves.

Would 99p shop be more MSE....but then as a protest given the weird PPR decisions recently who actually now cares?

WTFH

PPR? Pounduniverse's Prices Ripoff.

I went into pounduniverse and discovered they have hiked their prices it's now a complete ripoff. Why, I could drive 10 miles to the 99p shop and get everything cheaper. We should boycot this ripoff company, they should be closed down.
Also, they don't sell penny chews.