Brace Yourselves

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

Gosh, I have just got over the Christmas Spirit.

Truepat

Well if my valentines day is like last year then it has already been ruined ................... nobody wanted me

I have dropped a few hints with some of my employees that I expect a valentine card this year - might have to buy myself one.

RichardD1970

WTFH wrote: »

Writing a valentine's day card to his bank manager. (although he wants a chargeback done on the flowers as it turns out they were self raising)

(this is a verbal joke which doesn't work when written down)

Does if you are dyslexic. :rotfl:

dodger1

WantToBeSE wrote: »

Save yourself the hassle, be single

Or just be mean, either works

janiebquick

And, whatever you do, don't think you can treat your valentine to a Subway, a night at a Premier Inn or anything from either the Coop or Tesco's. No matter how trivial you think the problem is, it will go horribly wrong for your intended.

peachyprice

janiebquick wrote: »

And, whatever you do, don't think you can treat your valentine to a Subway, a night at a Premier Inn or anything from either the Coop or Tesco's. No matter how trivial you think the problem is, it will go horribly wrong for your intended.

Unless it's halal of course, that would save the day.

hollydays

janiebquick wrote: »

And, whatever you do, don't think you can treat your valentine to a Subway, a night at a Premier Inn or anything from either the Coop or Tesco's. No matter how trivial you think the problem is, it will go horribly wrong for your intended.

A subway, night at a premier inn followed by visits to tesco or co-op , a perfect valentines present..

SimonSays

hollydays wrote: »

A subway, night at a premier inn followed by visits to tesco or co-op , a perfect valentines present..

making sure to cash some ukash vouchers and a trip to get late night reductions

Boffinman

Possibly visiting the Post Office for an interesting question and answer session with the counter staff....

Nice_Weather_For_Ducks

Make your personal Valentines day 14th March. Easy to get a table at a restaurant & flowers are not marked up by 300% !!!