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  • hollydays
    hollydays Posts: 19,812 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    A precursor to-don't order flowers online by price only....
  • Can we claim compensation if there are no threads to laugh at?
  • meer53
    meer53 Posts: 10,217 Forumite
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    Can we claim compensation if there are no threads to laugh at?

    What a good idea :D
  • WTFH
    WTFH Posts: 2,266 Forumite
    hollydays wrote: »
    A precursor to-don't order flowers online by price only....


    ...also don't order flowers at 23:59 on 13/02 and expect "Next Day Delivery", unless you're prepared to pay a few hundred quid.
    1. Have you tried to Google the answer?
    2. If you were in the other person's shoes, how would you react?
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  • WantToBeSE
    WantToBeSE Posts: 7,729 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped! Debt-free and Proud!
    Save yourself the hassle, be single :D
  • peachyprice
    peachyprice Posts: 22,346 Forumite
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    I'm sorry, I'm just not emotionally prepared for Valentines day.
    Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear
  • wealdroam
    wealdroam Posts: 19,180 Forumite
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    I'm sorry, I'm just not emotionally prepared for Valentines day.

    Clearly you need some "pain injection".

    Where is Hpuse when you need him. :D
  • WTFH
    WTFH Posts: 2,266 Forumite
    wealdroam wrote: »
    Clearly you need some "pain injection".

    Where is Hpuse when you need him. :D

    Writing a valentine's day card to his bank manager. (although he wants a chargeback done on the flowers as it turns out they were self raising)

    (this is a verbal joke which doesn't work when written down)
    1. Have you tried to Google the answer?
    2. If you were in the other person's shoes, how would you react?
    3. Do you want a quick answer or better understanding?
  • WTFH
    WTFH Posts: 2,266 Forumite
    MSE tip... I sent this to my wife a few years ago (emailled it to her at work, told her to print it off on)..
    valentine2.jpg
    1. Have you tried to Google the answer?
    2. If you were in the other person's shoes, how would you react?
    3. Do you want a quick answer or better understanding?
  • Sooler
    Sooler Posts: 3,113 Forumite
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    Save yourself the hassle, don't be insincere ;)
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