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CupofTea

ASDA order didn't go to plan

Went to collect it. Had a email from online bank beforehand stating I have been charged full price of Dove. Invoice in store said the £2 price. But does that mean they have the full amount on hold and will charge the smaller amount later? Online bank doesn't detail whether it's on hold or actually taken but I can't access the full amount.

They didn't have many in stock so didn't even get substitutes all the way.

mhoc

google the Cinnamon Trust - they co ordinate volunteer dog walkers for the elderly and I'll so you can have the joy of going walkies again.


QUOTE=underperky;64638847]Had a lovely time with my grand daughter today then they went out and left the dog
its very funny how you never feel alone in the house


even if the dog is asleep











I miss not having a dog ,
But I am not going to get one .
I stay clear of puppies and dog shelters
as I would bring them all home[/QUOTE]

Sunshinemummy

mhoc wrote: »

OH has had endless hours with Top Gear this morning - I think this is what started it all.
If I sat for hours on a Saturday morning watching house and garden programmes he would blow a fuse :eek:

I think you need to try it next weekend!

Mine keeps falling asleep, but as soon as I move he is wide awake and tell me he is enjoying the game! I didn't know he snored whilst watching telly!!!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

I know what you mean, winter Olympics was on earlier, managed to get Star Wars on though. I would love to sit and warch hours of Star Trek etc but he doesn't like them :mad: And I like the winter Olympics? I think not :mad:

I said to mine... ooh I cannot wait for May and the end of the season, he just laughed at me and said football was on continuously this year! Divorce time!!!

cjj_2

Really hope it's a dry night for you bubbs. Sorry not been on much last few days.

underperky

bubbs wrote: »

Glad you had a good day, how old is she?

My grand daughter is 2 and the puppy is 1 so a really good age she is 3 next week .and as soon as she walks in she strips herself down to her panties and gets the dressing up stuff on she and loves dresses that swish , she loves a proper girly dress on and then to baking pies with it on ,or riding bike ,she must take after her great grandma ,who years ago I remember her with her hand wringer single tub washing machine with her knitted two piece on doing the Monday wash then hang out floor washed on hands and knees and dinner on with out a bead of sweat or a hair out of place , I never worked out yet how she managed it

Picasso7

TrulyMadly wrote: »

For anyone who has the large knorr caterers pack of tomato/ basil paste......came free last year.....now is the ideal time to turn those burgers into Spag bol:D
I'm batch cooking a load today:)



Am I right in thinking that the burgers are a tad fatty?

I think so. Much fattier than mince from the market. Plan to cook them w onions when making spag bol and add no extra fat.

Jelly_Biactol

Bananababe wrote: »

A teacher is asking the children about their ambitions in life

Some real-life stories, from booksellers, as recounted in 'Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops' by Jen Campbell.


CUSTOMER: Do you have a book with a list of careers? I want to give my daughter some inspiration.
BOOKSELLER: Ah, is she applying to university?
CUSTOMER: Oh no, not yet. She’s just over there. Sweetheart?
(a four year old girl comes over)
CUSTOMER: There you are. Now, you talk to the nice lady, and I’m going to find you a book on how to become a doctor or a scientist. What do you think about that?
(The girl says nothing)
CUSTOMER (to bookseller): Won’t be a sec.
(Customer wanders off into non-fiction)
BOOKSELLER: So, what’s your name?
CHILD: Sarah.
BOOKSELLER: Sarah? That’s a beautiful name.
CHILD: Thank you.
BOOKSELLER: So, Sarah, what do you want to be when you grow up?
CHILD: . . . A bumblebee!


YOUNG BOY: When I grow up, I’m going to be a book ninja.
BOOKSELLER: Cool! What do book ninjas do?
YOUNG BOY: I can’t tell you. It’s top secret.


(A young girl is looking at some pony books)
BOOKSELLER: Do you like horses?
YOUNG GIRL: Yes. When I grow up I’m going to have a pony.
BOOKSELLER: That sounds like fun.
YOUNG GIRL: Yes. And it will be better than all the other ponies.
BOOKSELLER: How come?
YOUNG GIRL: Because mine will have a purple tail. And roller-skates.

bubbs

cjj wrote: »

Really hope it's a dry night for you bubbs. Sorry not been on much last few days.

Thanks. so far so good:)
Are you ok?

bubbs

Also has anyone seen Logie?