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calmspirit

davemorton wrote: »

Those of you that get loads of 1p items, how do you do it. Last time I did it, I did not dare get more than 6, and got a few other items too to try and hide them, but hearing of people getting 20 or more, how?? lol

:rotfl::rotfl: I can answer this thanks to a fellow elite member:D:D:D

put all 1p items in basket/trolley......approach self serve......look a bit shifty........enlist the help of a very chatty elite member with nerves of steal to approach the self serve supervisor and engage her in conversation...........

scan your items at leisure.......whilst giggling at the diversion tactics of a brilliant mser!!!!

She almost had to resort to complimenting the trout on her earrings as a pack of erasers broke open all over self serve resulting in the till having a hissy fit......quick action by said mser making the trout actually turn away from the screen :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I really dont know whether I was shaking with laughter at the conversation or shaking with excitement of 1p items :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:D juju17 you have balls of steel and must have kissed the Blarney Stone numerous times...thanks for a hilarious few hours:rotfl::rotfl:

Jelly_Biactol

cjj wrote: »

I'm a Yorkshire lass lol

That's why I thought you would like the quotes:)

RootedNomad

Nannylala wrote: »

Very good advise I remember Lala getting 2 hundred boxes of cream eggs I was with her when she got the first hundred but chickened out:eek: when she went back in for the second lot. She used to do so many at a time then pay never did them all at once her logic was best have some rather than them take them all off you;)

She was one of best and bravest glitchers :T:T And one of the best natured - loved her tales of derring-do and miss her on here greatly. Hope she is flying high and currently pulling in hoards of 1p goodies with you xx

Savvybuyer

Hmmm - Jam Doughnuts 5 pack showing N/A for Morries on msm (no trace online on m.com) but are 2 for £1 instore. Might still compare on APG as is APG still using instore collections?:think: Not that I'd buy them now vs Morries, when they were slight glitch vs T a few weeks earlier! (I had enough doughnuts then - don't need any till hopefully they glitch again:rotfl:.)

Also Cadbury's Sponge Puddings 2x110g - a potential Tvs M item (will T pick up the M price from instore collection though - or has it switched to online information while I've not been able to look and still trying to keep up?). Showing M as N/A on msm although that is irrelevant. (I noticed, of course, the puddings were not on m.com:rotfl::rotfl:.)

I am liking this M on msm novelty though! (Might be a several years-long novelty with me - you never know!:D)

Righto, I am really off now, perhaps for a short time, then back later!:)

vanilla_twist

JulieElizabeth wrote: »

Reminder that there's also a 50p printable

http://www.plenty.co.uk/Coupons/

Both scan together without probs, even on SS

Thanks for this.
I have a serious fetish when it comes to plenty. No other kitchen roll will do so was thrilled with the mr t mocs.
Just neex to find a few more mags as mum was very conservative when she picked some up on sunday.
V x

bubbs

Well just had a 3 course dinner amazing what you can do in hotel room

Tin of Heinz soup
Tuna roll
Sm cherry bakewell tart:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

abailey54

:Dstu007, you have a pm

Mumto2monkeys

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

So jealous Mind you, got the Buzz Mccain invite yesterday, and 2 from T panels today - wheelie bin liners and whitening toothpaste. Just in time, need some more wheelie bin liners

:T mr monkey had some shoes just before Christmas- his face when I presented him with them and said you are testing them was priceless:rotfl:

nerfdad

Snap-ant wrote: »

And steady your bag, whilst pressing each item into bag to register, thus avoiding

'Unexpected item in the bagging area please wait for assistance'

But random waffling today got me through this with SA as I asked her about the food in pub over the road

Really thought the game was over when the call went up. All due to my careless hasty packing of a bottle of pop that rolled

And don't have your dad with you who picks up the bags of shopping before you have paid:eek: over comes the SA and takes the lot:mad::rotfl:

nerfdad

bubbs wrote: »

Well just had a 3 course dinner amazing what you can do in hotel room

Tin of Heinz soup
Tuna roll
Sm cherry bakewell tart:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

That's not the only tart in that hotel room:rotfl::eek: