Everything Leads Into The (new year) Elite thread

locarr

Ha'way the Lads!!

Wayne Rooney has been told he wont be allowed to join 1 of Utds main rivals this window which currently rules out Norwich and Southampton!!

bargainqueen8

tweets wrote: »

No don't like strong coffee but I got a hot choc when I go and make it

oh is at work so missing all this.:rotfl:

TrulyMadly

EMMAP wrote: »

You know when you walk into a room half way through a conversation and are totally confused? That.




Something happening with footballs and goals?

My fish pun has been totally wasted on these bloomin football supporters

rhosynbach

my dd just phoned and said they are reading her daughters favourite book earlier at bedtime, chitty chitty bang bang and she loves the film so sings the songs. she told her mum that nain is friends with truly scrumptious dont be silly dd1 told her after a few minuites of trying to explain its not real dgd says Nain talks to her on the computer and she is nice and gave us flowers to plant:D dd1 wanted to know what stories i had been telling her,
so i think trulymadly has a new name:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Pasipha

Can't stay awake, the matchsticks i had holding my eyes open have broken.
I shall be brave and leave you with a *choon* which is one of my all time favourites, hope it meets with some ones (any ones!) approval

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JYbGaAMqlI

Night all

tweets

bargainqueen8 wrote: »

oh is at work so missing all this.:rotfl:

Poor OH :j:j:j

He missed a cracker

Sunshinemummy

purpledonkey wrote: »

She'd probably like that. My mum's not antisocial, she just doesn't know what to do, she's nearly 70 now.

My mother is anti-social. She refused to go to her sisters funeral, as another sister was asked to go in the car (this sister and the one who died were very close).

EMMAP wrote: »

You know when you walk into a room half way through a conversation and are totally confused? That.




Something happening with footballs and goals?

Boring... I came home tonight 1.5 hours drive to see OH and all he has done is watch football... so I have been on the internet!!


I love this

http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vrw3r

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

zippydooda

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

I am a woman... so here is my attempt at instructions

Open box... look puzzled.
sweep floor, mop floor, scrub floor.... make sure it dries fully

look puzzled, make a cuppa look puzzled...

Figure out which way you want the boards running (normally the shortest width to make it look wider)

Start laying the boards in the middle, make sure clicked/glued (subject to type of boards) we nailed ours as it was wood. work way out and cut the bits at the edge to fit!

Alternatively say to a capable man.. I will make it worth you whilst if you lay this floor for me... then make him a cup of tea and a burger for his troubles xxx

not bad. its best to lay them the opposite way to floor boards if you have them underneath. always leave a slight gap around the edges to allow for expansion. I always start from a corner (they are not tiles). don't put joints together lay them like bricks. with joints at least 4'' apart. best tool to cut them with is a jig saw, but as its a small area she would get away with a hacksaw.
the recommended gap around the edge is 12mm, but I do 4-6mm on small areas and fill with a mastic. looks better that edging and cheaper.

tweets

Mimi I reply soon

Jelly_Biactol

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

On a similar theme of the directness of little children when talking about death:
"Granddad, who'll go and get the fish and chips when you've gone to Heaven?"

A few more...

At lunch, my small grandson asked casually: ‘Granddad, can I have this house when you pop your clogs?’

Overheard, my small grandchild and her little friend in deep conversation:
‘Well, my daddy says my granny’s well past her sell-by date.’

I explained to my grandson, aged five, who had asked where my dog was, that Rusty was very old and tired and had had a long and happy life and that the vet had ‘put him to sleep.’
‘When will you be going to the vet then, grandma?’ he asked.

'When you're dead, Grandpa, can I have your watch?'

Felicity, aged three, asked me why she hadn’t got a granddad. I explained to her that he had gone to heaven.
‘I suppose you’ll be next’, said Felicity in a matter-of-fact little voice.
‘There is great-grandma’, I reminded her.
‘Yes, but she doesn’t go anywhere by herself’, replied the child.


(from Little Gems: The Things Kids Say, http://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Gems-Things-Kids-Say/dp/1855682125)

- and with that I'll wish all you glitch monkeys goodnight:)