Everything Leads Into The (new year) Elite thread

ellie14

I have a green redeem m s voucher,have the counter all disappeared in store.
Anyone having a declutter ,I could find a good home for one.
Thanks

zippydooda

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

It is great, well done x

I get OH to replace the skirting to cover the gap!

He hates me most of the time :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

not me, that way is best though.
but that would mean buying more skirting, re doing walls, paper or paint. na thanks.

zagubov

EMMAP wrote: »

You know when you walk into a room half way through a conversation and are totally confused? That.




Something happening with footballs and goals?

It'll an English football match. London United versus Liverpool City or something! (must find the remote control for the telly).:o

EMMAP

TrulyMadly wrote: »

I hope that's not a euphemism young lady:eek:

If it was I think I'd be disappointed by the lack of an actual filing system :rotfl:

Now if you have BOTH

lookinforabargain

Ooh I do like the excitement of a penalty shoot out!
When my team isn't involved that is!

Sunshinemummy

zippydooda wrote: »

not me, that way is best though.
but that would mean buying more skirting, re doing walls, paper or paint. na thanks.

I make his life miserable!

davemorton

BIG_MOC wrote: »

as strange as this



:rotfl:

Why do I order these things just because they're free

I got mine today, gave it to Rebecca, as she loves soft toys. Well It never lasted 20 mins I best try to win another for Jason, as I like to be fair.

purpledonkey

Do you ever make things that amuse yourself?

Here's the Mari-roll cake:

Sunshinemummy

Borrowed from FB

A man's thoughts on women over forty, Do you agree with him?:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.


If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.


A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.


Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.


Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.


A woman over forty has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over forty couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.


Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty. They always know.


A woman over forty looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is far sexier than her younger counterpart.


Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.


Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of forty-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress.


Ladies, I apologize.


For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.:eek::eek:

zippydooda

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Zippy.... Could you possibly have engineered a more awkward shaped hall to lay a laminate floor :eek:

just one of the more complicated pieces took me an hour to cut. wish I took a pic of the shape now. only took a long time as I wanted it a nice fit. professionals don't do it though. they cut the bottom od the door frame away. but I am a time served trades man in sheet metal, so I am used to working to fine limits