Everything Leads Into The (new year) Elite thread

Sunshinemummy

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jeeps that is a little scary... he looks like my dad did!!

Just ask him what I would have been called please x

Sarahdol75

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

My eyes are swollen now

:o:o:o

Mine too

Tinyshoes

aau1 wrote: »

Stick it in the loo

:eek: What a good idea. :rotfl:

Sarahdol75

aau1 wrote: »

Ends 8922

Its a 25l keter "multifunction" (:huh:) box

Thankyou. .

tweets

Thrifty_Sister wrote: »

You must have a go - when your ankle allows. They are brilliant

Its so easy to do it - once set up and linked to a clubcard you point and shoot at each item then put it in your bag so saving time queueing, packing etc.

My OH calls me the happy scanner

I have trouble when I go and pay I have yet to get through without having a security check :eek:

Sunshinemummy

Sarahdol75 wrote: »

Mine too

When it said 'if you have been affected by this ... ring the Samaritans

OH told me I needed to ring the Samaritans... It was a bit quick witted for him!!
:o:o:o:o:o

bubbs

QOC , what have you done to get a swelling like that?

Mildred1970

Evening all :wave:

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

I quite like "crapsnap"

Sums it up quite nicely :rotfl:

And "quapco" for QC in general is brilliant

I don't use them any more but when I did I always called them Quidslow

tweets wrote: »

My DS got an unshortened name but he gets called little xxx shortened surname by some folk his dad big xxx . He's got his dads surname I changed back to my maiden name when I got divorced.

My mum didn't have a boys name for me as she was convinced she was having a girl. For years I was known by my middle name by my immediate family until I started protesting...wish I hadn't now

DS has a ridiculously long name..1st and middle names have 10 letters each (only just counted them ) and his surname has got 9 letters FGS :rotfl:

aau1

Just clearing away my haul and realised i didn't say....these are also 10p :money:

aau1

Enterprise_1701C wrote: »

Logged on too late - am dying to know what this was :eek::eek:

snap!!! :eek:

Until anyone posts to the contrary I am assuming it was a rudey nudey selfie :rotfl: