Dear Chinese wholesalers...

Contains_Mild_Peril

Thank you for your spam. Please don't ever learn to speak English properly. This brightened my day:

Dear Friend:
Excuse me, I spend your only minutes! We are a large export foreign trade wholesale company in China . We are sell primary item is : Various brand shoes(Nike,cc,Puma...); Various brand clothing, Various brand bags(LV,PRADA,CHANEL...)golf and other musical instruments ..They are has best quality and low price . They are fire-new .Also,they are possessed particularly style and clearly colour. We think you are like them . We can promises to you ,they will possess best quality and best serviceI. Hope they will bring to happy shopping, If you have interest ,please contact me as soon as possible!We can bring to more pleasantly surprised and happy !

:rotfl:

BigBouncyBall

how do fire-new and brand-new get mixed up in the dictionary?

hang on - brand as in branding a cow with a fire iron maybe?

lol - i get those questions too, not quite as good as that one though

bobmats_shel

We think you are like them

:rotfl:

Excuse me, I spend your only minutes

:eek: Apparently you're a gonner, best spend your last minutes wisely!

Sarah-Jane_2

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I work for a wholesaler and we get emails like that ALL the time from China and India. There's been some good ones but I think that ^^ tops it :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Tirian

BigBouncyBall wrote: »

how do fire-new and brand-new get mixed up in the dictionary?

hang on - brand as in branding a cow with a fire iron maybe?

lol - i get those questions too, not quite as good as that one though

I think they are probably trying to say something like "the hottest new fashion" or similar.

ben500

golf and other musical instruments ..

I think I might get in touch with them, I have been thinking about learning to play a golf since I lost my last piano in the bunker on the thirteenth hole.

Poppycat

We get these posted on mse, almost word for word as above

rabbit_burrow

FPMSL:rotfl:

If I wanted to buy prada or gucci, I certainly wouldn't buy it from china! LOL
Let me see, prada made in italy & expensive to get even wholesale yet china sells 'authentic' much cheaper? hmmm:rolleyes:

neilwoods

Just got this in my ebay email. I have no idea what it is meant to say.

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frivolous_fay

Neil, it's spam. The kind of thing I get in my email.

The random words are supposed to get it through spam filters. Normally there's a point to it, ie. a suspicious attachment, or a GIF showing 'fantastic must-buy shares'

Don't quite see the point of sending it to your ebay messages.

FloFlo

'Fire-new' and 'possessed' its almost tempting. Do think 'fire-new, possessed' items would sell well on ebay?