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Who to complain to? Compo?
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Well, OP, you know where you can stick your compo cheque!0
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Does it make your farts smell fragrant though?
(apologies for the vulgarity).
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Do you harbour secret enjoyment of the initial sensation before the pain kicked-in? Would you like to talk about your emotions? We're here to [STRIKE]pry[/STRIKE] listen.
But only if you are not armed with a child-friendly sample cup from Subway nor an inappropriate T-Shirt; in those cases you are indubitably a troll and deserve only mocking laughter and a slap from the mods.
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RuthnJasper wrote: »Do you harbour secret enjoyment of the initial sensation before the pain kicked-in? Would you like to talk about your emotions? We're here to [STRIKE]pry[/STRIKE] listen.
But only if you are not armed with a child-friendly sample cup from Subway nor an inappropriate T-Shirt; in those cases you are indubitably a troll and deserve only mocking laughter and a slap from the mods.
Happy new year! :beer:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T:T:T*The RK and FF fan club* #Family*Don’t Be Bitter- Glitter!* #LotsOfLove ‘Darling you’re my blood, you have my heartbeat’ Dad 20.02.200 -
OP did you stay at a Premier Inn with your cannabis smelling deodrant, loud friends and upset a fellow guest called Rachel?0
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:rotfl::rotfl:Were you emotionally prepared for this???
Luckily, It hasn't completely ruined your Christmas!January GC: £64.81/£80.00
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Did you attempt this in a random stranger's toilet, after knocking on their front door, asking to use the aforementioned convenience?Early retired - 18th December 2014
If your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough0 -
Goldiegirl wrote: »Did you attempt this in a random stranger's toilet, after knocking on their front door, asking to use the aforementioned convenience?
Then ask for a glass of water on your way out/0
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