Who to complain to? Compo?

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

Well, OP, you know where you can stick your compo cheque!

Pollycat

Does it make your farts smell fragrant though?

(apologies for the vulgarity ).

shaun_from_Africa

Reminds me of this old NTNOCN sketch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM

RuthnJasper

Do you harbour secret enjoyment of the initial sensation before the pain kicked-in? Would you like to talk about your emotions? We're here to [STRIKE]pry[/STRIKE] listen.

But only if you are not armed with a child-friendly sample cup from Subway nor an inappropriate T-Shirt; in those cases you are indubitably a troll and deserve only mocking laughter and a slap from the mods.

Happy new year! :beer:

Mrs_Ryan

RuthnJasper wrote: »

Do you harbour secret enjoyment of the initial sensation before the pain kicked-in? Would you like to talk about your emotions? We're here to [STRIKE]pry[/STRIKE] listen.

But only if you are not armed with a child-friendly sample cup from Subway nor an inappropriate T-Shirt; in those cases you are indubitably a troll and deserve only mocking laughter and a slap from the mods.

Happy new year! :beer:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T:T:T

SimonSays

OP did you stay at a Premier Inn with your cannabis smelling deodrant, loud friends and upset a fellow guest called Rachel?

toontron

:rotfl::rotfl:Were you emotionally prepared for this???

Luckily, It hasn't completely ruined your Christmas!

Goldiegirl

Did you attempt this in a random stranger's toilet, after knocking on their front door, asking to use the aforementioned convenience?

SimonSays

Goldiegirl wrote: »

Did you attempt this in a random stranger's toilet, after knocking on their front door, asking to use the aforementioned convenience?

Then ask for a glass of water on your way out/