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Who to complain to? Compo?

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jona26
jona26 Posts: 31 Forumite
in Praise, vent & warnings
Am waiting in A&E with an embarrasing injury and was wanting some advice as to whether I should apply for compensation.

I bought a new stick deodorant and followed the instructions that said...

"Remove lid and push up bottom."

For some reason the nurses are laughing at me
:eek: I work for a loan company - I do not post to represent the Company view or to promote their products or services. Please be nice to me!:eek:
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  • piglet25
    piglet25 Posts: 927 Forumite
    Stoptober Survivor
    Love it :) At least you will have a nice fresh rear end!
  • Takeaway_Addict
    Takeaway_Addict Posts: 6,538 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts
    oldy but a goldy
    Don't trust a forum for advice. Get proper paid advice. Any advice given should always be checked
  • forgotmyname
    forgotmyname Posts: 32,918 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    No you cannot get compo, Its quite obvious that it was not made for your bottom. You should have used someone elses bottom.

    If you lived in the USA you could sue someone though.
    Censorship Reigns Supreme in Troll City...

  • hollydays
    hollydays Posts: 19,812 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper
    edited 31 December 2013 at 3:09PM
    Complain to Compo if you want, or Nora Batty.
    You'd have been better with an aerosol deodorant.
  • Twopints
    Twopints Posts: 1,776 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Ball or Aerosol? No, I want it for my armpits... :beer:
    Not even wrong
  • societys_child
    societys_child Posts: 7,110 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    Has it totally ruined your Christmas?
  • kuohu
    kuohu Posts: 913 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    Were you emotionally prepared for this?
    DFW Nerd 035
  • Esqui
    Esqui Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    Twopints wrote: »
    Ball or Aerosol?


    You don't want to push a ball up there...that's doing it wrong
    Squirrel!
    If I tell you who I work for, I'm not allowed to help you. If I don't say, then I can help you with questions and fixing products. Regardless, there's still no secret EU law.
    Now 20% cooler
  • RosiPossum
    RosiPossum Posts: 519 Forumite
    I don't often laugh out loud, but I did at this!
    Thanks :)
  • Truepat
    Truepat Posts: 3,278 Forumite
    Come on guys, that is not a laughing matter, this is a money saving site and people come here for help.

    Jona26, the problem is that you "bought" the deodorant, you should be making your own out of minced duck livers and beef dripping (the dripping is optional but it helps when pushing up the bottom).
    35, semi retired, sun, sand, sea, life is good
    When you are done moaning remember that there are people who would love to have your standard of living!
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