Whaqt happened to the Xmas Spirit

Money-Saving-King

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth wrote: »

Just checked my drinks cabinet and we are out of rum, This is going to ruin New Year.

Write to yourself a letter before action stating that the fact you forgot about this is completely unacceptable and you expect compensation from yourself to rectify the situation.

If you fail to respond to your own letter to yourself then you have no choice but to take yourself to the small claims court.

mattyprice4004

And even if you get offered a free bottle of something perfectly suitable, remember to turn it down because of your emotional distress.

WTFH

My Christmas was ruined when the corkscrew broke (this made me emotional). I wrote a thread on here and it got closed (this made me more emotional)
Thankfully there are other threads and more importantly, other corkscrews (although I confess to seeing in the New Year using a sabre as it's more efficient/fun when opening fizz.)

So, to put it all into context, I'me very emotional and I have a sword.

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

WTFH wrote: »

So, to put it all into context, I'me very emotional and I have a sword.

I would put the sword down, you could come to serious harm.

WTFH

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth wrote: »

I would put the sword down, you could come to serious harm.

How else am I supposed to open champagne and pick my nose?

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

WTFH wrote: »

How else am I supposed to open champagne and pick my nose?

No need for a cork screw, just untwist the wire and shake the bottle

fed_up_and_stressed

Im so sorry to hear you are emotional .. I know the perfect cure...subway meatballs.

If you don't know if you like them you could ask for a free sample and if the staff refuse to hand out them out for free you could rant away about poor service from "minimum wage skivvies" !!! (Ps you may need your sword to protect you from mutiny though BoP !!! Arrrghhh !!

Blackbeard_of_Perranporth

Don't come round here talking balls, cannot you not see the emotional distress this has caused other MSE'RS!

fed_up_and_stressed

Will someone please think of the children !

WTFH

Will I cry if I try to buy subway meatballs in aldi on my credit card?

Can anyone define "first world problem"?