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Whaqt happened to the Xmas Spirit

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  • Just checked my drinks cabinet and we are out of rum, This is going to ruin New Year.

    Write to yourself a letter before action stating that the fact you forgot about this is completely unacceptable and you expect compensation from yourself to rectify the situation.

    If you fail to respond to your own letter to yourself then you have no choice but to take yourself to the small claims court.
  • And even if you get offered a free bottle of something perfectly suitable, remember to turn it down because of your emotional distress.
  • WTFH
    WTFH Posts: 2,266 Forumite
    My Christmas was ruined when the corkscrew broke (this made me emotional). I wrote a thread on here and it got closed (this made me more emotional)
    Thankfully there are other threads and more importantly, other corkscrews (although I confess to seeing in the New Year using a sabre as it's more efficient/fun when opening fizz.)

    So, to put it all into context, I'me very emotional and I have a sword.
    1. Have you tried to Google the answer?
    2. If you were in the other person's shoes, how would you react?
    3. Do you want a quick answer or better understanding?
  • WTFH wrote: »
    So, to put it all into context, I'me very emotional and I have a sword.

    I would put the sword down, you could come to serious harm.
  • WTFH
    WTFH Posts: 2,266 Forumite
    I would put the sword down, you could come to serious harm.

    How else am I supposed to open champagne and pick my nose?
    1. Have you tried to Google the answer?
    2. If you were in the other person's shoes, how would you react?
    3. Do you want a quick answer or better understanding?
  • WTFH wrote: »
    How else am I supposed to open champagne and pick my nose?
    No need for a cork screw, just untwist the wire and shake the bottle
  • Im so sorry to hear you are emotional .. I know the perfect cure...subway meatballs.

    If you don't know if you like them you could ask for a free sample and if the staff refuse to hand out them out for free you could rant away about poor service from "minimum wage skivvies" !!! (Ps you may need your sword to protect you from mutiny though BoP !!! Arrrghhh !!
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    Pet Peeves.... queues, vain people and hypocrites ..not necessarily in that order.
  • Don't come round here talking balls, cannot you not see the emotional distress this has caused other MSE'RS!
  • Will someone please think of the children !
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    Pet Peeves.... queues, vain people and hypocrites ..not necessarily in that order.
  • WTFH
    WTFH Posts: 2,266 Forumite
    Will I cry if I try to buy subway meatballs in aldi on my credit card?

    Can anyone define "first world problem"?
    1. Have you tried to Google the answer?
    2. If you were in the other person's shoes, how would you react?
    3. Do you want a quick answer or better understanding?
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