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Elite christmas special
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open all hours on:T:T
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: She has a face like a fit.
Arkwright: Aye, but what it would fit, I'll never know. It is like her facial muscles don't know the meaning of the word 'teamwork'.
'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
Groucho Marx
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Now in second place:T:T:T:TTo do is to be. Rousseau
To be is to do. Sartre
Do be do be do. Sinatra0 -
fairclaire wrote: »Im always fascinated and impressed by people who remember their dreams
You know me, I like to fascinate and impress“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires0 -
newbie1980 wrote: »sorry to ask again just some said to post each night
for richard in newcastle under lyme
https://www.facebook.com/combermereabbey?v=app_448952861833126&rest=1
tia'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
Groucho Marx
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Jelly_Biactol wrote: »My favourite Open All Hours quote, from the original series, Arkwright talking with Nurse Gladys:
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: She has a face like a fit.
Arkwright: Aye, but what it would fit, I'll never know. It is like her facial muscles don't know the meaning of the word 'teamwork'.
Totally unrelated but I was waiting on something to come on TV last night and happened upon the end of the Eddie Stobbart Christmas special :eek::rotfl::rotfl:
Whoever did the commentary on it was having a laugh :eek:
There was an Eddie lorry full of salt to melt the ice. The commentary man said something not far from this....' the floor moves up to force his salty load out onto the road' :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:
then.....a shot of a guy clearing the said ice and salty road and the commentary man said
'it's all in the wrist action'
.......at least it was after the watershed :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:
Did anyone else see it?:o
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TrulyMadly wrote: »Now in second place:T:T:T:T
approx 90 votes behind winner - the nightshift on this and other groups need to get voting. We did it for Isabella - we can do it for Harrybo the springer too.never stop doing your best because someone doesn't give you credit0 -
davemorton wrote: »Awww Streetlights, dont be like that, lets just have a sing-a-long instead....I think you know the words
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Well everybody's heard about the bird !
Bird bird bird, the bird is the word
repeat loads of times
Suuuuuuurfin bird, Oooh ma ma mow!'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'0 -
Jelly_Biactol wrote: »I am getting a 'Potential Clickjacking' warning.
oops - what would you advise?never stop doing your best because someone doesn't give you credit0 -
streetlights wrote: »Hi everybody I hope you are all well, and have enjoyed boxing day, I have only shopped for essentials today. No sale shopping. I had a good day seeing my sis. I can't wait to get my new laptop dam autocorrect on an iPad is a nightmare, (i really shouldn't moan my sis gave it me free thank you sis)I am really have to read my posts. So I apologise in advance if my posts don't make sense.
No probs sis it wasn't free anyway cos I am now the proud owner of some Posh silk teabags x lol xWe are many we are one xxx
So that every single post that I contribute to this thread is on topic I would just like to say I am an elite 11+ member and I hear the unjust silence of my opinions whilst I am shopping in supermarkets mainly. Just sayin.0 -
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