The Good, the Mad & the Lovely

Mrs_stinkface

scamps1966 wrote: »

You've not been to this site yet? :rotfl::p

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/vibrators/remote-control-vibrators/

The prices of these never cease to amaze me. The mark up is ridiculous.
Trust me I know

fairclaire

Mrs_stinkface wrote: »

The prices of these never cease to amaze me. The mark up is ridiculous.
Trust me I know

oh I forgot you were highly experienced in these matters Mrs S :rotfl::rotfl:

tweets

jax.26 wrote: »

You must update us with your dear Mum's daily mishaps just like Fairclaire does with her dear DS. I feel as if I know FC DS and enjoy every story...especially the Santa one...that was so funny!!

This was written with respect to you both...:beer::beer:

Here are a couple bus tales from 2 year ago. Bus route from town to my house is 81 bus mum needs to her house is 81a . Guess who caught wrong bus from town and ended up at my house So she had to get taxi home.

Another time she was going Ashton shopping so caught bus into town to catch Ashton bus . It goes Ashton one way and Rochdale the other so she ended up in Rochdale :rotfl:

She's already told me she may have labelled wrong Christmas parcels so DS could have my presents or Poppy's and me DS or Poppy's :rotfl:

MILLYMOLLY

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Does anyone wants a Chocolate & Hazelnut Palmier?



Fresh out of the oven, chocolate still warm:)
Simple to make, too, only 5 ingredients, including Jus-Rol puff pastry and Lidl 22p chocolate. Total cost about £1.40:)

Hi can you tell me how to make them please

pattylabelle

scamps1966 wrote: »

Ah booger. Just notice that next doors fence has blown down, 3 panels! I fixed it last time 'cos he's such a tight wad. :mad: I wouldn't mind but our dog wanders over, craps in his garden and I get a rollicking from him. I'm not fixing it this time and if he says anything, I might just have to have a crap in there also. :rotfl:

Well don't forget to take your Nouvelle with ya.

Pasipha

scamps1966 wrote: »

It a remote control, What did YOU think it was? ;):rotfl:

That was my second guess

Mrs_stinkface

fairclaire wrote: »

oh I forgot you were highly experienced in these matters Mrs S :rotfl::rotfl:

You may jest FC, but I'll have you know I know more about these sort of products that any one person should know. I was a rather fabulous smut peddler for a very long time

rhosynbach

my dd2 did her first whoopsie run, turned up with a big carrier bag full on her way home for us :j total spend just over a pound and another one for her. her friend who took her was so impressed and dd2 was so chuffed.
it was a thank you pressie as
early today i gave her a box full of glitchy items bodyshop/ achica biscuits and sweets cola from all the recent glitches as she can not afford presents for people as since being left homeless / single and pregnant she has a lot of money problems, without food her bills have been over £100 more than her income each month:eek: and she will not sign on like everyone tells her to as she wonts to go back to work.. tax credits now baby born will help

she was so gratefull for the box and was crying, as she can give something to her sister and best friend who have helped her so much and others,, i told her it was down to the elite and she asked if i could thank each and every one for all you do as you can not image how all the food etc and now pressies have helped her through this awful time :A she is very grateful
its hard to explain how much of a difference the elite makes to peoples lifes :A:A:A:A:A:A:A

tweets

Not won lottery

Will check raffle part tomorrow

Off to bed now cya all tomorrow :santa2:

fairclaire

tweets wrote: »

Here are a couple bus tales from 2 year ago. Bus route from town to my house is 81 bus mum needs to her house is 81a . Guess who caught wrong bus from town and ended up at my house So she had to get taxi home.

Another time she was going Ashton shopping so caught bus into town to catch Ashton bus . It goes Ashton one way and Rochdale the other so she ended up in Rochdale :rotfl:

She's already told me she may have labelled wrong Christmas parcels so DS could have my presents or Poppy's and me DS or Poppy's :rotfl:

Aww bless her tweets, she sounds like she keeps you on your toes.....and gives you a few laughs Opening the presents will be fun! :rotfl::rotfl:
You are blessed to have a mum that you're so close to. It's lovely :A