The Good, the Mad & the Lovely

Sunshinemummy

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

Ben the bum :j :j :j

Pictures of Ben's bum please!!

;););););)

Call_of_Trouty

Saversue wrote: »

I don't like you calling my post Bullsnit

I have scanned the receipt and if anyone would be good enough to explain how to post it on here will gladly do so.

I do apologise

I'd had a drink when I posted that although I know that is no excuse. I've never seen anything like that before and thought you were talking bull.

So please accept my humble apologies.






I will say tho, you did get your sums wrong. You said they gave £1000 cash, the receipt says £1001

Dizzy_Ditzy

Sunshinemummy wrote: »

Pictures of Ben's bum please!!

;););););)

No bum but

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tweets wrote: »

Get ready to :rotfl::rotfl:be sat down and not eating or drinking

Mum had me in stitches this morning .

Both top and bottom teeth are false she had gingivitis at 21 so had falsies since then. Her bottom teeth are loose and she always messing and I have told her they will fall out one day well :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

She bought a large poinsettia plant in Mr T's and decided to throw away a rubber plant from corridor outside her flat and put Poinsetta in large plant container after.

She locks flat door and goes down to throw away rubber plant into refuge big skip thing. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Tips plant up to throw into skip and her teeth fall into skip well mum only short and unsteady on feet she starts to rummage in skip for teeth but couldn't find them . While she searching she drops front door key and it goes under skip
Mum then decides she will go back to flat for step ladders and climb into skip :eek: :rotfl:but cant her door is locked and key under skip. She cant get on all fours because she wouldn't get back up.

So she goes to neighbours flat and tells of her predicament by this time I am crying with laughing at her tale.

They get stepladder and go back to skip after searching among rubbish find teeth then don't know how to find key because neither can get on all fours :rotfl:

So they found an hoe and got keys out after putting hoe under skip.

I didn't dare ask if one of them climbed into skip :rotfl::rotfl:

Will get told same tale again tomorrow

Dizzy_Ditzy

What I'd do to those thighs *drool*

jax.26

TrulyMadly wrote: »

Well all caught up....now Christmas is calling. Baking and prep to do and all my M&S stuff to wrap up:)

White Christmas predicted for Scotland and the north:T

yeeeeee...love the snow!!!:j:j:j:j

Hello e'body:santa2::santa2::xmassign::xmassign::hello:

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