The Good, the Mad & the Lovely

Dizzy_Ditzy

tweets wrote: »

Get ready to :rotfl::rotfl:be sat down and not eating or drinking

Mum had me in stitches this morning .

Both top and bottom teeth are false she had gingivitis at 21 so had falsies since then. Her bottom teeth are loose and she always messing and I have told her they will fall out one day well :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

She bought a large poinsettia plant in Mr T's and decided to throw away a rubber plant from corridor outside her flat and put Poinsetta in large plant container after.

She locks flat door and goes down to throw away rubber plant into refuge big skip thing. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Tips plant up to throw into skip and her teeth fall into skip well mum only short and unsteady on feet she starts to rummage in skip for teeth but couldn't find them . While she searching she drops front door key and it goes under skip
Mum then decides she will go back to flat for step ladders and climb into skip :eek: :rotfl:but cant her door is locked and key under skip. She cant get on all fours because she wouldn't get back up.

So she goes to neighbours flat and tells of her predicament by this time I am crying with laughing at her tale.

They get stepladder and go back to skip after searching among rubbish find teeth then don't know how to find key because neither can get on all fours :rotfl:

So they found an hoe and got keys out after putting hoe under skip.

I didn't dare ask if one of them climbed into skip :rotfl::rotfl:

Will get told same tale again tomorrow

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

bubbs

tweets wrote: »

Get ready to :rotfl::rotfl:be sat down and not eating or drinking

Mum had me in stitches this morning .

Both top and bottom teeth are false she had gingivitis at 21 so had falsies since then. Her bottom teeth are loose and she always messing and I have told her they will fall out one day well :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

She bought a large poinsettia plant in Mr T's and decided to throw away a rubber plant from corridor outside her flat and put Poinsetta in large plant container after.

She locks flat door and goes down to throw away rubber plant into refuge big skip thing. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Tips plant up to throw into skip and her teeth fall into skip well mum only short and unsteady on feet she starts to rummage in skip for teeth but couldn't find them . While she searching she drops front door key and it goes under skip
Mum then decides she will go back to flat for step ladders and climb into skip :eek: :rotfl:but cant her door is locked and key under skip. She cant get on all fours because she wouldn't get back up.

So she goes to neighbours flat and tells of her predicament by this time I am crying with laughing at her tale.

They get stepladder and go back to skip after searching among rubbish find teeth then don't know how to find key because neither can get on all fours :rotfl:

So they found an hoe and got keys out after putting hoe under skip.

I didn't dare ask if one of them climbed into skip :rotfl::rotfl:

Will get told same tale again tomorrow

Oh tweets thats made me:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: my tooth and keys were nothing compared to that:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

mimi1234

Hahaha TWEETS. You made me LOL with that tale.

Jelly_Biactol

scamps1966 wrote: »

No magazines in my local T's. Trying to print out the £3 moc for dairy products online but it's really small and when I try and enlarge it, it just comes out all blurry. Does anyone have a link to a decent sized one that will scan? Thanks in advance.

If you can’t get a magazine instore, go to
http://realfood.tesco.com/magazine-archive.html
download a PDF of the magazine and print out the voucher page — they should accept it instore. Probably best to take the whole page with you, so it's obvious it's from the magazine.

I've got a scan of the coupon, and could post this as well (is that allowed on the forum?).

tweets

zippydooda wrote: »

hoe hoe hoe.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunshinemummy

thick_tom wrote: »

as a rugby fan i have never quite understood why the other lot play with a wrongly-shaped ball

I prefer rugby any day... the muscles.. phew!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Sunshinemummy

bargainqueen8 wrote: »

dont care today,we are top of the league.:j:j:j:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::p



egg chasers.:rotfl::rotfl:

My oh is sooo happy!! But he understands that it is just till Monday!!

:D:D:D:D:D

Sarahdol75

glitch on knickers at M & S

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/m-s-glitches-4-pairs-knickers-for-3-20-80p-a-pair-vests-2-for-5-more-items-listed-1764554

underperky

Littlewomble wrote: »

Morphyrichards.co.uk click on products go to floor care and click vacuum cleaners the upright cleaner for 120.00 pound is glitch in gat 0.00 not sure if they will honour it but worth a try[/Q



Says site is down for me
hope you get one
I think I used up all my luck
with M&s this week

Sunshinemummy

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

Yes, one packet of the puff pastry, cut into eight.
I rolled it out a bit thinner, but I don't think that matters.
A little brush of egg-wash makes them nice and golden too.
Dead easy to make, too.
Here's a couple of similar recipe ideas
http://www.jusrol.co.uk/recipe.aspx?RecipeId=10
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1166651/apple-and-blueberry-danishes
though I just made it up as I went along, using what I had in stock.

... in fact, I'll have to go and try one myself now.:)

I have a plan to bake three sheets of puff pastry, and sandwich it with clotted cream, bramble jam and brambles, with a dusting of sugar! Fingers crossed it should just cost the price of clotted cream!

:D:D:D:D:D:D