The Good, the Mad & the Lovely

Dizzy_Ditzy

zippydooda wrote: »

:rotfl:
site off line for maintenance now. next time maybe:)

Mobile site works but I can't get past log in page. Tells me unknown login in

andi123

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

From hudk, free ish vacuum cleaner maybe

http://www.morphyrichards.co.uk/search-results.html?x=45&y=10&searchterm=Never+lose+suction&30=25

£3.99 p&p

Beware, the site is disgustingly slow

Hi i managed at last to do this on my phone, its taken a hour or so i opted to £3.99 delivery charge and i have my order no, it says i will receive conformation e mail shortly....will wait and see

got confirmation e mail..the site was very slow,but thought it worth a try

neosi

Evening All

I seem to have 10 drummers drumming in my head :o never gonna touch alcohol again...... well.... for an hour or two at least

MKS you have email

cjj_2

bubbs wrote: »

Sue sorry they upset you, i did see it just ignored it.
We know your not a liar:D

Agree with this x

Sunshinemummy

thick_tom wrote: »

wonder when i will get my fourth star ??

By heck Tom, I did not realise just how few comments you have made... join the bilge club!
:D:D:D:D

tweets

Get ready to :rotfl::rotfl:be sat down and not eating or drinking

Mum had me in stitches this morning .

Both top and bottom teeth are false she had gingivitis at 21 so had falsies since then. Her bottom teeth are loose and she always messing and I have told her they will fall out one day well :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

She bought a large poinsettia plant in Mr T's and decided to throw away a rubber plant from corridor outside her flat and put Poinsetta in large plant container after.

She locks flat door and goes down to throw away rubber plant into refuge big skip thing. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Tips plant up to throw into skip and her teeth fall into skip well mum only short and unsteady on feet she starts to rummage in skip for teeth but couldn't find them . While she searching she drops front door key and it goes under skip
Mum then decides she will go back to flat for step ladders and climb into skip :eek: :rotfl:but cant her door is locked and key under skip. She cant get on all fours because she wouldn't get back up.

So she goes to neighbours flat and tells of her predicament by this time I am crying with laughing at her tale.

They get stepladder and go back to skip after searching among rubbish find teeth then don't know how to find key because neither can get on all fours :rotfl:

So they found an hoe and got keys out after putting hoe under skip.

I didn't dare ask if one of them climbed into skip :rotfl::rotfl:

Will get told same tale again tomorrow

cjj_2

Saversue wrote: »

Chris thank you so much for your help :A in posting my scan and believing me. Hopefully someone will explain how I can do it myself as do not like to impose on people.
I was surprised and upset to read such nasty posts, and yes I did take it personally and have a cry as people on hear are usually so nice.
Just thought people would find it amusing as obviously as mistake.



Thanks Tom, I hope so

Hi sue please don't be put off posting , I find your posts very helpful x

Dizzy_Ditzy

neosi wrote: »

Evening All

I seem to have 10 drummers drumming in my head :o never gonna touch alcohol again...... well.... for an hour or two at least

MKS you have email

It's Christmas. Hair of the dog :beer::beer:

Dizzy_Ditzy

Tom you'll get your new star at 2500 posts

Then you gotta wait til 10000 :eek:

zippydooda

tweets wrote: »

Get ready to :rotfl::rotfl:be sat down and not eating or drinking

Mum had me in stitches this morning .

Both top and bottom teeth are false she had gingivitis at 21 so had falsies since then. Her bottom teeth are loose and she always messing and I have told her they will fall out one day well :eek: :rotfl::rotfl:

She bought a large poinsettia plant in Mr T's and decided to throw away a rubber plant from corridor outside her flat and put Poinsetta in large plant container after.

She locks flat door and goes down to throw away rubber plant into refuge big skip thing. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Tips plant up to throw into skip and her teeth fall into skip well mum only short and unsteady on feet she starts to rummage in skip for teeth but couldn't find them . While she searching she drops front door key and it goes under skip
Mum then decides she will go back to flat for step ladders and climb into skip :eek: :rotfl:but cant her door is locked and key under skip. She cant get on all fours because she wouldn't get back up.

So she goes to neighbours flat and tells of her predicament by this time I am crying with laughing at her tale.

They get stepladder and go back to skip after searching among rubbish find teeth then don't know how to find key because neither can get on all fours :rotfl:

So they found an hoe and got keys out after putting hoe under skip.

I didn't dare ask if one of them climbed into skip :rotfl::rotfl:

Will get told same tale again tomorrow

hoe hoe hoe.