Lilt and Jellytots most excellent adventure...

kdalwayskint

Hi Lilty

It sounds like you've got a lot on your plate at the moment. Are you still doing your 15 minutes thing? So important to have me time

Hope you have a lovely time with your visitors and lots of snuggles I bet Jelly will love seeing the baby.

Catch you soon hun x

liltdiddylilt

No more baby cuddles...
BUT
:j house back to normal!! :rotfl:

Had the bestestestestest time, snuggling the most monstrous stroppy little mare with a pixie face and angelic looks. She is AWESOME! And has her mummy and daddy around her teeny weeny fingers!! Auntie Lilty expertly cut eeny weeny nails to stop her scratching her face, because her mummy is too scared too. Remember the feeling well *i'll chop her finger off!!!* - also provided a giant tub of organic coconut oil from my cupboard clearing out, and in the 3 days she was here it disappeared her rather angry looking milk rash. So she was an absolute beauty when she got here and even more gorgeous as the days went on!!

Still.. glad to send her home incessantly rocking to myself again. Does anyone else rock invisible babies? :rotfl: I had just grown out of it!

Ali you are an absolute superstar!! Thank you SO much for your amazing donation. My mum was over the moon; each donation, big, small.. they all buoy her up a little bit. I can see her inflate with pride a little at what she has achieved by turning something sad into something amazing! Mum got the message and as for the house being fairly clean... yes that is about as good as it ever gets, even when the washing machine glows in the dark

Levi as always thanks for the humour, unwanted mental images and lovely support you are fab!!

Hopefuljoy it must be fab to have your unrepentant whirlwind of chaos back. Nice to see you back to posting. And funny you know.. it is the days there is no Him that things are the tidiest here. Honorary teenager he is

KD - Yes absolutely. Although I don't tend to stick with 15 minutes, it is usually more!! I am really reaping the benefits skin is fab for more sleep and more pampering

Peaty - yes I love a bit of Freddie too work is great when I'm not there I know you know the stress!!

October - you too are in my thoughts hun! Popping over.. hoping for good news! You know where I am...! xxx

Lucky thanks for popping by chuck. Amazing weight loss but bad reason for it.. Get eating or care packages will be winging to you full of naughty guilty... SW bars :rotfl:

Soon what else do I have to tell you all? Hmm?

Not much. Spendy few days, but mainly just way over on the groceries side of things. Friends treated me and Him to lunch today before they left which was lovely; prior to that I cooked amazing roast dinner and the most amazing lasagne - bit of italian coming out in me bellissimo!

Have totted up my totals and it has taken a lot of budget squeaking to give me just enough left for the week to cover bread and milk. Lots of birthdays! One tomorrow intact I forgot all about.. Need to sort it out!

Right.. bedtime! No work tomorrow... lovely *happysigh* xxx

liltdiddylilt

Forgot to say:

Bank card still missing. New one ordered finally after sending off paper lost it form that was posted out. Will eventually get access back to the £1700 in that account.. Lol.

BT Bill in: £9 in credit still.. taking me to 8.5 months without paying them a bean for my £30ish a month TV/Phone and BB :rotfl:

Shake up in the benefits/tax credits means I am better off this next 2 months and then far far worse off. Need some epic belt tightening. But where?

Still love YNAB. My hero

Levi-

Lilty I just had an amazing idea for you.
Remember those lifelike dolls, I think they were called "reborns". They look and feel exactly like a newborn but none of the crying or sick or poop. Why don't you get one of those and you can rock it all day to your hearts content Or is that all getting a little bit.. er.. mental institution?

Glad you enjoyed your visitors! But even more glad you can come back to us FULL TIME now, you do realise that is your true calling in life? xx Love ya xx

MeandO

*Stumbles in feeling VERY late for the party *

Hi Lilty,
I must confess to having previously lurked on your thread from time to time, but haven't been around for a while, so time to catch up with all your news.

Baby cuddles sound awesome. I soooo miss those, and the baby smell :smileyhea. And yes, my name is MeandO and I am a fellow silent rocker. There - it's out in the open.

Hope you don't mind me sticking around for a wee while

xx

Levi-

You two are crazy. Rocking invisible babies, I ask you.
At least get a doll! THAT isn't crazy at all.

Levi-

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/191510881501?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1586.l2649

OMG this one is called Luca. I did a search for local ones to me. Even I'm tempted now :rotfl:

MeandO

It's comforting, I tell ya. Try it.

You're rocking now, aren't you.. I can tell....

killerpeaty

I am going to have to sound dumb here, what do you mean by rocking invisible babies, I'm seeing headbanging and I'm certain this is wrong!

liltdiddylilt

I am frightened by reborn babies and I am not scared to tell you. They give me the heebies!! I am looking at it and thinking... you should be cute. You just look like someone stuffed a dead baby. That IS NOT OKAY LEVI!!!!!! You don't want one of those. Rock yourself!!!

MeandO welcome to my diary fellow crazy person :rotfl: lovely to have you on board, but we better get rocking in tandem or we will tip everyone overboard :D

Peaty... ermm... well, when you are a mum to a newborn.. you are constantly shushing them. You spend hours day and night making this movement with your arms, jiggling them up and down, swaying from side to side. You rock prams in the supermarket whilst you are looking at cucumbers... If you stop the magic jiggling, you are rewarded with loud screams. And slowly.. eventually.. they grow out of this need for constant motion. But you don't. I rock the trolley in the supermarket. *Shush little tins of beans... I'm here* - I was almost at the point where I didn't do it when I was cooking pasta on the stove, or when watching tv stood up. And now it is back again :rotfl:

It is akin to head banging. Certainly as crazy :rotfl:


MORNINNNNNGGGGGGGG!! Hello true calling in life. I am BACK. Back baby I tell ya!