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frugalpam

16011996 wrote: »

rabbit joke just sent to me, esp for bones

The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.

Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced
by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,... Foul play has not been ruled out.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

16011996

and another one

Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken

frugalpam

Wanted

Recently i have bought a puppy that has took a liking to my mobile
phone and my shoes. unfortunatly my phone is now in pieces i am
currently studying and i am finding it difficult to make ends meet. if
anyone would be kind enough to dig out an old or unused phone. I would
really appriciate it can collect from most areas in ***** or surrounding areas thank you

Nice polite request - actually going to offer him/her my old mobile. Might be an idea if this one is kept in puppy proof cupboard though

Wanted

We are looking for 1 or 2 boxes of laminate flooring in beech or
birch, also bathroom flooring (laminate or tiles in blue)and a standard size
white plastic bath panel.
Thanks,

Not too fussy then, eh? :rolleyes:

Offered

Offered due to redecoration and gym membership.

One Nordic Rider exercise machine

One Nordictrack cross country ski exerciser.

Both in very good condition, used rarely unfortunately, and will split
as necessary

must be collected, will fit in most cars

Response only by email , thanks

:eek: Wow - amazing the generosity of some folk - bet their inbox is flooded by now

16011996

Wanted

Recently i have bought a puppy that has took a liking to my mobile
phone and my shoes. unfortunatly my phone is now in pieces i am
currently studying and i am finding it difficult to make ends meet. if
anyone would be kind enough to dig out an old or unused phone. I would
really appriciate it can collect from most areas in ***** or surrounding areas thank you

see i'd be more worried about having no shoes, lol. but it is a lovely request. much nicer than most wanteds.

16011996

i require two portable tv's, at least 15" screens and two dvd players, i will collect from any area within reason. only working, clean items considered. please email me before 7pm then I can collect this evening.

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welshdeedee

Love your new signature 160.....

You did say yesterday you had a tapestry bag. Miss Marple does have one too!

welshdeedee

16011996 wrote: »

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GO
AND
COLLECT
THEM
FROM
A
B****Y
SHOP
THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16011996

wanted pot, any size conisdered

erm, i hope you mean plant pot, or tea pot, or something.

wanted small squishy frog, to torment the wife with, will collect

thats not nice now is it

wanted antique pine bedroom furniture, to match new colour scheme, will collect, only genuine pine furniture though

yes dear, try a pine furniture shop

frugalpam

16011996 wrote: »

see i'd be more worried about having no shoes, lol. but it is a lovely request. much nicer than most wanteds.

Hadn't thought of that! Maybe when she runs out of shoes, there'll be another wanted ad. Can understand though - our puppy was a monster, he was partial to mobile phones, remote controls, ciggy lighters and any shoes he could get his paws and jaws on. They're uncontrollable at that age - worse than young kids

Pam
PS love the new sig :T

frugalpam

welshdeedee wrote: »

GO
AND
COLLECT
THEM
FROM
A
B****Y
SHOP
THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl:
You'll have to post some of cheeky beggar wants on your groups so we can have a good laugh at them too :T