Lentils for bulking out food....never again!

charlies-aunt

:rotfl:

Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
In church or in chapel
Let it rat-tle

Just think - you could really cut your heating bills with your own home produced natural gas!! :rotfl:

....I'll get me coat.. .. . . . .

melanzana

charlies-aunt wrote: »

:rotfl:

Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
In church or in chapel
Let it rat-tle

Just think - you could really cut your heating bills with your own home produced natural gas!! :rotfl:

....I'll get me coat.. .. . . . .

Ha ha, the version I know is that seen on a tombstone, allegedly!

Where ere you go let your wind blow free
'twas the holding it in, was the killing of me....:rotfl:

SailorSam

charlies-aunt wrote: »

:rotfl:

Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
In church or in chapel
Let it rat-tle


That reminds me, did you hear about the old man and woman in church, the old lady turned to her husband and said .......... i've just done a silent fart, what do you think i should do ?
He replied ..... get a new battery for your hearing aid.

melanzana

SailorSam wrote: »

charlies-aunt wrote: »

:rotfl:

Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
In church or in chapel
Let it rat-tle


That reminds me, did you hear about the old man and woman in church, the old lady turned to her husband and said .......... i've just done a silent fart, what do you think i should do ?
He replied ..... get a new battery for your hearing aid.

Love it. Laughed right out loud that, but didn't hear myself either

luxor4t

Continue eating lentils (shame to waste the bag) but do it on Friday night - then plan a weekend hiking in lonely places.....

OK,I'll get my coat too.

morganlefay

Thanks SailorSam, I laughed and laughed - completely cheered up a dreary day (you can see how exciting my life's being !) :rotfl:

Blackpool_Saver

It really does get less as your body gets used to it

melanzana

Blackpool_Saver wrote: »

It really does get less as your body gets used to it

At last, today, the wind has left my sails! Happy days.

Sorry, but I'd say in order for my gut to get used to lentils I would have to eat a small portion every day or so. If I did that I would never be able to go to work! Too embarrassing.

And the odd thing is, I eat peas, beans, chick peas, brocolli with no bother (well just a bit), but NOTHING like those darned lentils.

I am glad folk see the funny side of this. I laughed out loud at some of the jokey posts, in between massive gas flows! Sorry if TMI.

-taff

winter savory is supposed ot help withthat but you'll have to fnd some first

squeakysue

anotheruser wrote: »

... the more you eat the more you parp!

The more you parp the better you feel
So eat your beans for every meal