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Extra I'll change the title later when I can think of something cool enough!
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I'm feeling a bit lonely at the moment and so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet.
So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet.
So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time, this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box ...........
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my !$%k*#~ shoes on!!" :rotfl:Our Family Motto ~If all else fails - read the instructions...
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[FONT="]I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.
What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?[/FONT]Our Family Motto ~If all else fails - read the instructions...
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I'm feeling a bit lonely at the moment and so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet.
So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet.
So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time, this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box ...........
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my !$%k*#~ shoes on!!" :rotfl:
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[FONT="]Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns[/FONT]Our Family Motto ~If all else fails - read the instructions...
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I only know one joke.. and it is far too rude to put on Elite!100
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[FONT="]I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records.
What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?[/FONT]
Passenger list will give them names, names should have NI numbers, NI numbers registered with nhs.0 -
Bananababe wrote: »Maybe they could thank her and post her link ! Make small donation for everything they borrow
Could we put the link on 10 ways? I suppose this really is for Logie to choose to do.;)
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[FONT="]I was reading this book today, The History of Glue.[/FONT]
[FONT="]I couldn't put it down.[/FONT]Our Family Motto ~If all else fails - read the instructions...
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Frequent, have you just removed a post or I am still drunk from last night!100
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