Apparently I'm a !!!!!!...

Hard_Up_Hester

My hubby is 5'10 and I'm 4'11, one day he stood in the kitchen looked at the top of the 5'6 fridge freezer and said 'Have you seen how dirty the top of this thing is?'. He now cleans the top himself!
I warned him when we first talked about moving in together that whilst I am an enthusiastic sexual partner, I don't have any interest in housewifery apart from cooking and if he couldn't deal with that then we'd best call it a day. We've been together 13 years now!
Hester

Butterfly_Brain

I have a lot of health issues and I can't complain about my husband, but he does need a bit of a push sometimes if I ask him to do something.

luxor4t

GreyQueen wrote: »

He'll be first against the wall, come the Revolution.........

He could become the national fridge moving slave :rotfl:

sonastin

I have never been so proud to be a !!!!!!... although I can't help thinking it would be more fun if it was of the promiscuous variety!

When we moved in, I put my fridge freezer on "appliance movers" - a set of rollers that I got free from the storage place I had to keep stuff in for a while. Still haven't rolled it out to clean behind though!

lostinrates

BitterAndTwisted wrote: »

He's a twerp: he meant a slattern. I am one of those, too.

Rofl, this is almost exactly the conversation I had with DH.

I'm horrified when peoe move this stuff how much UK gets behind and under them. So horrified I which that builders etc would stop moving the big appliances so I didn't have to see the dirt!:rotfl:

I clean stuff behind if its moved out for work. Otherwise I clean around it, and it. Sort of. I don't clean below knee level these days, that's someone else's job. I might ask someone to poke a vacuum behind them as well as possible once or twice a year, but no more than that. Life's too short. If I were spending less mime being a slattern I'd have correspondingly less time to be something else fun.


Actually, we have a mouse behind our cooker and fridge as of yesterday. The cats are in the kitchen now. They'll dislodge some dust and dander from behind the appliances I'm sure.

moments_of_sanity

lostinrates wrote: »

Rofl, this is almost exactly the conversation I had with DH.

Actually, we have a mouse behind our cooker and fridge as of yesterday. The cats are in the kitchen now. They'll dislodge some dust and dander from behind the appliances I'm sure.

Lol, I found a mummified mouse under our fridge freezer when looking for a live one that my cats had brought in! :eek:

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I too have problems bending so if its above my shoulders or below my knees it don't get dusted ,but I have two smashing DDs who will oblige their old Ma if need be :):)

kboss2010

jap200 wrote: »

Because I've never cleaned behind my fridge in all the 7 years I have had it! :eek:

Well, that is according to that lovely man Godfrey Bloom anyway.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24175041

Just as well he hasn't been to my house and lifted up the sofa cushions and peeped under the microwave........

Life is too short! :T

He's UKIP, does anyone take anything they say seriously anyway?

kboss2010

Hard_Up_Hester wrote: »

My hubby is 5'10 and I'm 4'11, one day he stood in the kitchen looked at the top of the 5'6 fridge freezer and said 'Have you seen how dirty the top of this thing is?'. He now cleans the top himself!
I warned him when we first talked about moving in together that whilst I am an enthusiastic sexual partner, I don't have any interest in housewifery apart from cooking and if he couldn't deal with that then we'd best call it a day. We've been together 13 years now!
Hester

:T I've told my bf as much also. MIL keeps a show house but if OH wants our place to look like that he knows where the cleaning supplies are kept lol.

GreyQueen

luxor4t wrote: »

He could become the national fridge moving slave :rotfl:

:T Sounds like a plan.

Is some poor foolish woman married to this idiot? I think the Slatterns of the Nation need to club together and stage an intervention in her household; we can hogtie him to a broom handle and use him to poke the dust out of remote corners.

Like Texas.