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  • tbw
    tbw Posts: 5,137 Forumite
    I go to the toilet about 4 or 5 times a day for 'that'...i eat tons of fibrous veg, mainly broccoli! and wholemeal pasta and rices help! haha the things we talk about here are brilliant!


    Sorry Bradley - its obviously your choice of how you eat but I can't believe that many egss are doing your system much good. Doesn't sound very balanced to me and, although you are clearly not constipated, 4 or 5 ***** a day is hardly normal either ! Your syste seems to be under a little bit of a strain.
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    11st2lbs down to 9st2lbs - another 5lbs gone due to alcohol abuse (head down toilet syndrome)
  • Sarahdol75
    Sarahdol75 Posts: 7,717 Forumite
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    dipdap wrote: »
    Bubbs, I hope you didn't leave washing out, the heavens have just randomly opened so I'm sending some rain and hail your way :D

    Was just reading this and thinking what a lovely thing for you to do :D:(, when I looked out the window and it is chucking it down and all my washing is on the line. Need to say now back in the house :(
    Did you send it this way too? :rotfl:
    We've had it on and off all morning and I forgot to wash DD school shirts:eek: so they are now on the radiator

    My DS only remembered this morning that he had P E today, and his rugby shirt was in his bag covered in mud from last week, we have been away at the weekend so I completely forgot all about it aswell.
  • tbw wrote: »
    Sorry Bradley - its obviously your choice of how you eat but I can't believe that many egss are doing your system much good. Doesn't sound very balanced to me and, although you are clearly not constipated, 4 or 5 ***** a day is hardly normal either ! Your syste seems to be under a little bit of a strain.

    haha its normal for eating 3500 to 4500 calories per day! Like I said, its all about macros, the balance is perfect. But agreed its not for your everyday average person...the looks i get when buying 3 packs of 30 eggs at A is funny!
  • I've got 36 Tesco & 37 Asda.
    Loo rolls best ones I think are the 9 packs of Andrex - puppies and Shea.
    £4 Asda and Sainsburys £4.98 Tescos
    Buy at Asda (-80pCB + 40p APG) =£2.80
    At Tesco (£1ish CB + 98pPP) =£3 ish

    I sat and worked out the toilet roll this morning.... (We were up early:D ) none of the packs work out less than 33p a roll( I think:rotfl:)
    I'm sure my DD eats the stuff
    I need to find the shades 9 pk in a :) mine doesn't stock the right one!
  • I sat and worked out the toilet roll this morning.... (We were up early:D ) none of the packs work out less than 33p a roll( I think:rotfl:)
    I'm sure my DD eats the stuff
    I need to find the shades 9 pk in a :) mine doesn't stock the right one!

    But £2.80 / 9 rolls is 31p a roll?
  • dipdap wrote: »
    DH just rang me. Some thieving ghet has pinched his lunch out of the fridge at his work :mad:
    He's been taking rustlers in so he can nuke them and eat them quickly in his half hour lunch break.
    DH could always take another Rustler on another day, but 'doctored' with some industrial-strength laxative (packaging can no doubt be opened then resealed so it's looks like new) - he'll soon know who the thief is. :rotfl:
    Not that I'm advocating doing that, of course, but I know it works, from many years ago when living in a communal property. (And I wasn't the 'victim' btw.)
    'It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.'
    Groucho Marx

  • But £2.80 / 9 rolls is 31p a roll?

    Ok, ok smarty pants... I did say I think:rotfl:
    I'm sat on the floor trying convince little man he needs a sleep and my list is down stairs:p
  • I sat and worked out the toilet roll this morning.... (We were up early:D ) none of the packs work out less than 33p a roll( I think:rotfl:)
    I'm sure my DD eats the stuff
    I need to find the shades 9 pk in a :) mine doesn't stock the right one!

    £2.80 for 9 is 31.11p each.
    Have you tried Nicky from HB or Farmfoods around £1.99 for 9pk. - 22.11p each
    They're good - I buy for hubby but unfortunately I'm irritated by the fragrance (I have an autoimmune disorder). 3 ply. Softer than Andrex, stronger and last much longer
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    *Note to self* Dont catch up backwards :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    Ive just did that and it reads like this:

    Toilet rolls > how many times a day Bradley visits the loo > eggs :rotfl::rotfl:
  • Ok, ok smarty pants... I did say I think:rotfl:
    I'm sat on the floor trying convince little man he needs a sleep and my list is down stairs:p

    Tell him you are now going shopping - used to work with mine, all of a sudden they were really tired :D
    What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare
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