I think my post lady thinks I fancy her!

wingobins

Hey it's not just the postie who thinks I fancy him, my hubby thinks I've got my eye on the postie too! Even the kids have started asking..."is that your boyfriend!"
I'm not really into men almost twice my age but would like to see inside his sack

Kirri

dontone wrote: »

BTW does anybody else have this sense of crushing disappointment when no surprises turn up, only rubbish, like bills, and when they walk past?
It just isn't fair sometimes :(;):o:rotfl:

Yep, especially as I've had 3 packets from the Royal Mail survey this week with just a bit of cardboard in!

mclarkie wrote: »

There's enough potential innuendo in this thread for another Carry on film

Especially Blue Bella's typo below :rotfl:

BlueBella wrote: »

Yes, it is one part of coming I do love - eyeing up dishy posties! I even bought a nice pink satin dressing gown with matching pink fluffy heeled slippers for opening the door to my nice little postie! hee hee hee!

I didn't realise my postie knew my name till he gave me post in the street nothing exciting lately though

fire**fly

Kirri wrote: »

Especially Blue Bella's typo below :rotfl:

:eek::rotfl::rotfl: glad I wasn't the only one to notice but I didn't dare say :D:rotfl:

compsalex

Postie - "I've got a big 'un for you today luv - not sure you can manage this on your own"

BlueBella

Ooooooooooppppsie daisy! LOL Typo! But I do so look forward to him coming!!! When he pops a little parcel through my little letter box I squeal with delight! :P

Abbafan1972

I have just had rubbishy pieces of post the last few days (you know like a letter from the AA reminding hubby he can join for such and such a price and a reminder from Vision express to go and have my eyes tested). I haven't seen my postie's hairy legs in a while to be honest!

Blulu

Well it seems that this thread has sunk to a lower level than my post - that doesn't happen often I see it as a challenge...

I invited my postie in for some 'naughties'. He said he'd see me upstairs in my bedroom in 3 - 5 working days.

Blu X

System

Haha reading this has made me giggle.

I keep my eye out for the postman and have to make sure I am dressed and have a bit of make up on before he is due to arrive....just incase I have to open the door However, he isn't particularly 'dishy' especially in the little shorts with his socks pulled up high.

BlueBella

Blulu wrote: »

Well it seems that this thread has sunk to a lower level than my post - that doesn't happen often I see it as a challenge...

I invited my postie in for some 'naughties'. He said he'd see me upstairs in my bedroom in 3 - 5 working days.

Blu X

LOL :rotfl: I love this thread!

Anyway, we should all feel very flattered if we are the cause of our postman's bulging sacks! :T

BlueBella

A good sign for us compers to hang on our doors.....