I think my post lady thinks I fancy her!

funkyfreks

I'm watching my post lady walk around my estate.
The way my house is set out I get to see her several times before she gets to mine.
I have a front balcony where I sit with my coffee.
I've seen her twice already just now and her bag is bulging. .. I keep looking at her and thinking "hmm wonder if there's any goodies for me in there".
She noticed me and now I think she thinks I'm eyeing her up!!! The joys of comping..
Come on postie lady get a jog on!!

Louiseoc

lol I confessed eventually to my postlady that I was a comper and not up to any illegal business, she knocks on the door so often I thought I had better confess. Turns out her husband is also a comper so now anytime I have a package be it large or small she always knocks to find out what it is lovely lovely lady x

BlueBella

LOL my male postie is the same as he sees me peeping from behind my curtains watching him stroll down the street with his shorts and big sack lol!

Our Royal Mail van driver also toots and waves at me if he sees me out and about. Once I was in the pet shop and he came in with a parcel for the owner and when he saw me he said 'Hey, wait there, I've a parcel for you honey!' (yes he called me 'honey' - swoon!) And he ran back to his van to get it for me!

Well I am single (with post addressed to 'miss') so you never know! lol Yes, it is one part of coming I do love - eyeing up dishy posties! I even bought a nice pink satin dressing gown with matching pink fluffy heeled slippers for opening the door to my nice little postie! hee hee hee!

sarahann1984

Haha my postman is just chuffed it keeps him in a job! He gets later and later everyday...yesterday was half 1! I always tell mysrlf he is weighed down with mail for me and that's why he's late! Haha

allisoca

I know what you mean. Every time I go upstairs I'm gawking out of the window. Can't settle to owt till Postie's been. Went up earlier & nearly passed out. There were TWO parcel delivery lorries right in front off my drive & the postie van right behind.

The parcel lorries swapped parcels & drove off in different directions & the Postie delivered rubbish

I'm gutted......

Blulu

Don't know about your postie, but even I suspect you fancy her

Louise, that sounds great, but at some point you are going to win or buy something embarrassing:

Postie: Sooooo what did you win this time?

Louise: erm...er...nothing, it's just the...erm...hemorrhoid cream I ordered.


Blu X

funkyfreks

Thank gosh it's not just me who's a postie person stalker!!
She's been now and fetch bob all boooo!.. Same time tomorrow .
I find no harm in lesbianism myself but I'm not ready to try it with the posty woman just yet!

fire**fly

i'm loving this thread :D

Louiseoc

Blulu wrote: »

Don't know about your postie, but even I suspect you fancy her

Louise, that sounds great, but at some point you are going to win or buy something embarrassing:

Postie: Sooooo what did you win this time?

Louise: erm...er...nothing, it's just the...erm...hemorrhoid cream I ordered.


Blu X

Good point! ok will get my hemorrhoid cream sent to my hubby's work address lol thanks for the heads up :rotfl:

emmaglet

My postman has gone AWOL, no post in 2 days, which I don't believe at all!

Normally he blocks my car in with his trolley, just as I'm leaving for work, so I get a nice surprise for the day ahead.

mclarkie

There's enough potential innuendo in this thread for another Carry on film

Carry on Comping Oooo postman!...really, do you have a nice package for me in your bulging sack?