I think my post lady thinks I fancy her!

fire**fly

mclarkie wrote: »

There's enough potential innuendo in this thread for another Carry on film

Carry on Comping Oooo postman!...really, do you have a nice package for me in your bulging sack?

:rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T:D

compsalex

Imagine if he sees you upstairs and shouts "Would you like me to stick it through the letterbox as usual luv"

maggy50

My poor postman is so unfit I hear his heavy breathing before he hits my letterbox with mail poor man

fire**fly

compsalex wrote: »

Imagine if he sees you upstairs and shouts "Would you like me to stick it through the letterbox as usual luv"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T:T:rotfl:

BlueBella

Hey FunkyFreks is your postie like this one? lol!

dontone

I have to admit I look out for mine too. Not just to see how much he has in his sack, but also so I can beat the dog to the letterbox, as he now has this habit of catching the post in his mouth. (that is, when he can't be bothered to bark at the postie for a fuss when he turns up)
BTW does anybody else have this sense of crushing disappointment when no surprises turn up, only rubbish, like bills, and when they walk past?
It just isn't fair sometimes :(;):o:rotfl:

funkyfreks

BlueBella wrote: »

Hey FunkyFreks is your postie like this one? lol!

No good god no but if she was I might seriously consider becoming a lesbian - wowzer!!

sarahann1984

dontone wrote: »

I have to admit I look out for mine too. Not just to see how much he has in his sack, but also so I can beat the dog to the letterbox, as he now has this habit of catching the post in his mouth. (that is, when he can't be bothered to bark at the postie for a fuss when he turns up)
BTW does anybody else have this sense of crushing disappointment when no surprises turn up, only rubbish, like bills, and when they walk past?
It just isn't fair sometimes :(;):o:rotfl:

Haha I know what you mean, I feel like chasing him sometimes and asking him to double check everything. Does he KNOW how many comps I enter? Haha

cagsd

dontone wrote: »

BTW does anybody else have this sense of crushing disappointment when no surprises turn up, only rubbish, like bills, and when they walk past?
It just isn't fair sometimes :(;):o:rotfl:

Ha ha me!!!! Although I've learned never to expect a win, I've had enough nice surprises in the post to live in eternal hope of one, every day COULD bring a win but I'm always a little disappointed when nothing shows up! :rotfl::rotfl:

dontone

cagsd wrote: »

Ha ha me!!!! Although I've learned never to expect a win, I've had enough nice surprises in the post to live in eternal hope of one, every day COULD bring a win but I'm always a little disappointed when nothing shows up! :rotfl::rotfl:

LOL. Today I had a red card with the message 'left in green bin' scrawled on it. So I delves in thinking 'oooooooo, something good'
It was a bottle of ear cleaner for the dog we had ordered a few days ago.
I'd forgotten about it, so built me hopes up for nowt.... MEH!!