Adventures of a Fat Cat, Old Nag and their Trusty Servant

maddiemay

Oh dear Piq, you do seem to be making rather a collection of exhibitionist males:rotfl:, half-mast trousers, the guy at the cafe who couldn't be bothered to put it all away tidily before he exited the loo and now the guy with dangly bits over the freezer. We all wait in anticipation of tonight's shopping delights:D

EssexHebridean

Piquant wrote: »

Tonight was very quiet at work so I finished early and popped into the 24 hour T£sco on the way home. I was leaning over the frozen fruit cabinet [blueberries are very nice in porridge] when I looked at the man in the ice cream section. He was wearing his pyjamas!:eek::eek::eek:Just as I was thinking ' mens pyjamas are a bit risky because they don't necessarily do up at the front' his willy flopped out :eek::eek::eek::eek: [there are not enough of these:eek::eek: to signify the horror :eek::eek::eek: mixed with :rotfl::eek::rotfl::eek::rotfl:]

What on earth possessed him to go late night shopping in his pyjamas?? When I told the lady at the checkout she started to laugh and said that they got all sorts in during the late night shift, her favourite being the man in a sequined thong and wellingtons.....

Words fail me. No, really they do... _pale_ :rotfl::rotfl::eek:

tigzem wrote: »

I'm surprised there was something to flop out being in the freezer aisle!!

That was my thought too!

My eyes are watering at the thought of a sequinned thong. I had some glittery shooes once and had to get rid of those because they scoured the skin off my feet....

Greying_Pilgrim

Knock, knock - anyone at home? Coo-eee

Hope everything is OK, and you're just out paddock fencing or summat in your *spare* time........

Greying

maddiemay

Whilst not wanting to be stalkerish, missing your posts and hoping that all is well with you and all those that you care about.::)

Skint_but_Optimistic

Just caught up and this thread is as risque as ever. so so funny. I have inhaled coffee. I would never dream of shopping in my nightwear. I might not have any money but I have a little bit pride!!

beanielou

Hope a;; well with you Piq.

Piquant_2

Waving madly :wave:

Still here! I've had a, frankly, terrifying time at work meaning I've had to call the police. It's left me shaken and very tired/stressed which is why I've been missing. Matters are not resolved but I do have friendly policemen popping into work to keep an eye on me.

Sometimes I wonder how I manage to attract the true weirdos and I don't mean the ones in their open front pyjamas!

So still soldiering on....

Fortune_Smiles

How awful for you Piq - I do hope things get sorted out soon.

Fortune x

please-let-me-be-lucky

That does NOT sound good :eek:.

Take care and make sure your safety is of utmost importance Xx

jaybee

Oh no, How terrible. Whatever kind of world are we living in? More and more I see myself as wanting to be a hermit.

Hope that Colin is comforting you.