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Lenny v the girls (+ Z, lmw and James) challenge lose the fat and the debt

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  • Toto
    Toto Posts: 6,680 Forumite
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    Welcome in Miss Behaving.

    Keren, I'm assuming then that your OH looks like adonis? Tell him to shut up and go admire himself in a mirror. My ex once said to me (sorry if this is to much information) that he could only have sex with me in positions where he couldn't see my body. Now, at the time I was really thin, but I do have some stretch marks from the babies. He had this need for everything in his world to be perfect, especially his girlfriend. I spent 3 years making sure I was perfectly groomed in the best designer clothes. When we went on holiday I had to wear a 1 piece swimming costume, he refused to let me wear a bikini because of the faint white marks where my babies once were. Was he perfect? was he heck, I now tell him he's a fat git and needs to go to the gym (he still phones me once a week). The best bit is though, when I walked away he tried to get me back but I'd had enough, despite loving him still. I now have the position of being the biggest regret of his life, and I love it!!

    El, I'll reply to your PM later, I need to research the vocal thing. As for a PA, yikes, how long is a piece of string, anything up to a few million? Ok, I know Your son doesn't need a stadium rig but... I'll pm you in a bit.

    Snags and the girls who've recently had babies. It's been a long time since I've done that so I have a question. How long after conception did you get symptoms? I ask because about 10 days ago we had a bit of an accident on day 12 of my cycle. But these last couple of days I'm feeling dead sick and I've got sore boobs. (Yikes sorry again, you girls know my body inside out now, I'll move onto the mooncup next:D ) I flippin hope to god this is just some funny bug, I've just bought a wedding dress! I'm pretty sure it's nothing, I'm not due for another week.

    Oh, I love the mooncup girls, I was talked into it by the OS lot. I read this hilarous thread about home made washable towels :eek: it is truly vile but very funny. So, anyway, I said I would get a mooncup and try it out thinking I'd hate it. For me it's great and to be honest now I don't think I could go back.

    Ok, enough of my bodily information. Enjoy your lunch girls :rotfl:
    :A
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    "Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid" - Albert Einstein
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Toto wrote: »
    My ex once said to me (sorry if this is to much information) that he could only have sex with me in positions where he couldn't see my body.

    I can't really repeat what I said in response to this - however it rhymes with Muck Fee. This, along with Keren29's "appendage" kind of does a real disservice to male-kind.

    Having said that - you'll all be glad to know I do have the body of a god.

    Budda.
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  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    hey i love the moon cup as well saves me a fortune and yeah it is a bit messy but not as bad as it was pre mooncup days yuck yuck yuck
  • moonlightpjs
    moonlightpjs Posts: 1,583 Forumite
    Toto
    I knew a week after having sex that I'd concieved with Molls, my boobs were sore and I just felt different. I got one of those tests that tell you the result early, ie before your next period is due and it showed up right away. - First Response I think they are called. It was a shock but a happy one at that, five second fumble and I had a baby :rotfl: Certainly didn't expect that, especially since there was no foreplay. I'll shut up now :o Hope its what you want it to be ITMS.xxx
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    keren29 wrote: »
    Well after about 40 minutes just staring at the keyboard, I'm gutted to say I didn't lose any weight this week.

    So, total stays at 8.

    Which is excellent - my total is 1. So far. And that's looking shaky... ;)
    keren29 wrote: »
    Not really sure what else I can do as I'm doing everything right - food, water, walking every day. I have a huge amount to lose and to quote my OH's 'caring' remarks last time I tried to lose weight (haven't told him this time) -

    Should be falling off you so you're obviously lying about what you're eating.

    Well see if you stick that for a long time. Problem with women is the cycle with water rentention etc.

    I can't blame that. Men: One damn mood - all of the time. ;)
    keren29 wrote: »
    hey ho........

    If it persists for a while, then it might be a problem - don't panic before then. It's too difficult comparing week to week.

    I'm sure Toto will be able to explain the Feed me/starve me diet regime, designed for exactly that problem.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • Sea78
    Sea78 Posts: 6,185 Forumite
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    Oh Toto - I'm saying nothing as that sounds pretty sus to me!! :) Hope you find out either way soon....without going there too much I am a little worried too (although to fall after sex ONCE since Jan would be unlucky I feel :( )

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Toto wrote: »
    Snags and the girls who've recently had babies. It's been a long time since I've done that so I have a question. How long after conception did you get symptoms? I ask because about 10 days ago we had a bit of an accident on day 12 of my cycle. But these last couple of days I'm feeling dead sick and I've got sore boobs. (Yikes sorry again, you girls know my body inside out now, I'll move onto the mooncup next:D ) I flippin hope to god this is just some funny bug, I've just bought a wedding dress! I'm pretty sure it's nothing, I'm not due for another week.

    Day 12....

    fertilityaware.jpg

    Have you had stomach bugs before that made your boobs sore?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Hmm, that came out a bit bigger than it was on the website...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
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    toto you dont think you could be do you? trying to get out if this challenge are you lol
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    elantan wrote: »
    toto you dont think you could be do you? trying to get out if this challenge are you lol

    She might do better than everyone Gorgeous...depends on the morning sickness... ;):D
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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