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fairclaire

I promised someone (?) last night that I'd post DS2s list if top 10 achievements from primary school. Well here they are

1. In year 6 I left home for the first time on my own. I shared a room for the first time with other people. There were no computers or televisions. I didn't really like it, but I achieved a whole weekend if it.

2. I achieved 2 weeks out of 6 of an extra curricular club in year 3. It was a cookery club. I attended weeks 2 and 6, flapjacks and pizza. They were cooking things I don't like on the other weeks

3. I tried school dinners for the first time in year 4. I only like them on a Friday but it was still an achievement because my Mum wanted me try it and I did. I had school dinner on a Friday only since then.

4. October year 4. The first time I got changed for PE on my own. My personal best time reached 14 minutes by the end of year 6

5. I always managed to get to school at 8.45 am on every day of primary school. I was never early and I was never late

6. I was given the job of school bell ringer in year 6. I really liked my job. I could make sure that everyone lined up on time. The previous bell ringers were sometimes early or late

7. I have managed to complete my whole 7 years at primary school without ever having a poo at school.

8. I danced with Mrs xxxxxx at the Christmas party. Not really an achievement but she thinks it was because I don't dance except at home.

9. In year 2 I sat in a green chair. I hate green so it was an achievement to sit on it. No one knew where my chair was and then it just turned up the next day. I did cry, but I still sat on it so it counts.

10. I saw Mrs xxxxxxxx's password to the school network and logged into her account from home. I didn't think it would work from home but it did because we live close and get the signal. My mum had to go into school and talk to them. I think it's an achievement as not many kids can do that.

No mention of what I really call his achievements. The real tough stuff he's overcome. That's all in his stride. I love this

Dizzy_Ditzy

davemorton wrote: »

It looks so many shades of wrong, but do I win the flump??? :j

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Do I want to ask? :eek:

I recognise the Jaffa cake but the rest is, ahem, open to interpretation :rotfl::rotfl:

rose28454

BTW a Jaffa cake is actually a biscuit as far as the VAT man is concerned.

TrulyMadly

AngelsMadv wrote: »

I've been a busy bee - applying for new jobs (unhappy where I am) and final written warning where I am for internet use!

Been sneaking on here every now and then but with DS1 such a handful, new DGD1 and other such stuff, I've had my hands full. Been looking after mum too whilst dad has been working away.

I trust you're well?!

Oh...that work life balance thing:o

Looking for another job is good if you are unhappy where you are. It's taking control of your own destiny. You will feel better for just starting the process..... Good luck:)

AngelsMadv

Oh, whilst I remember.

THESE is SADA are £1 each, Buy two and you can send off for a free Mexican style bowl.


2 x McCain Lightly Spiced Wedges (750g) £2.00 £4.00

bubbs

TrulyMadly wrote: »

There's not many asdas in the Cotswolds:o
But found one in Wales:)

Lots of rain Bubbs.:o are things ok with you?

Sorry you didnt have good weather things are good thanks:D balloon festival here but tonight far to windy for them:(

Dizzy_Ditzy

fairclaire wrote: »

I promised someone (?) last night that I'd post DS2s list if top 10 achievements from primary school. Well here they are

1. In year 6 I left home for the first time on my own. I shared a room for the first time with other people. There were no computers or televisions. I didn't really like it, but I achieved a whole weekend if it.

2. I achieved 2 weeks out of 6 of an extra curricular club in year 3. It was a cookery club. I attended weeks 2 and 6, flapjacks and pizza. They were cooking things I don't like on the other weeks

3. I tried school dinners for the first time in year 4. I only like them on a Friday but it was still an achievement because my Mum wanted me try it and I did. I had school dinner on a Friday only since then.

4. October year 4. The first time I got changed for PE on my own. My personal best time reached 14 minutes by the end of year 6

5. I always managed to get to school at 8.45 am on every day of primary school. I was never early and I was never late

6. I was given the job of school bell ringer in year 6. I really liked my job. I could make sure that everyone lined up on time. The previous bell ringers were sometimes early or late

7. I have managed to complete my whole 7 years at primary school without ever having a poo at school.

8. I danced with Mrs xxxxxx at the Christmas party. Not really an achievement but she thinks it was because I don't dance except at home.

9. In year 2 I sat in a green chair. I hate green so it was an achievement to sit on it. No one knew where my chair was and then it just turned up the next day. I did cry, but I still sat on it so it counts.

10. I saw Mrs xxxxxxxx's password to the school network and logged into her account from home. I didn't think it would work from home but it did because we live close and get the signal. My mum had to go into school and talk to them. I think it's an achievement as not many kids can do that.

No mention of what I really call his achievements. The real tough stuff he's overcome. That's all in his stride. I love this

That is pure class. Every single one :T:)

davemorton

:T
That list is fantastic FC! Thanks so much for sharing!

Dizzy_Ditzy

rose28454 wrote: »

BTW a Jaffa cake is actually a biscuit as far as the VAT man is concerned.

S'watit says on my receipt

S'where they are in my asda

TrulyMadly

DM:eek::eek::eek:

What is the pink thing?:eek: