Sun making MY bins in MY garden too hot

bod1467

I think this is all a wind-up. I mean ... the can of branded diet cola suddenly became too-sugary lemonade.

Coopdivi

brettcta wrote: »

Does anyone have an email address I can telephone and complain about the heat of the sun? It's making everything too bright and too warm to the touch in MY garden.

I am all of the following:

Shocked
Outraged
Apoplectic
Sick with worry
Too hot

Someone suggested having a solero but why should I be out of pocket because of something outside of my control?

I bought instead a can of branded diet cola. I got a receipt, who can I claim the expenses back from? I'll be wanting 8% interest aswell.

I also want the contact details for maker of said can of lemonade because the amount of sugar in it has left me shaking like a shitting dog. That, with the unnecessary heat from the glowing ball of fire in the sky has left me no choice but to write to my MP and complain

Yours

Little Englander

If you change 'Shocked' to something beginning with R, you'll get an acrostic spelling ROAST.

brettcta

despite my protestations, it's happening again today.

ban this sick filth

mcjordi

damn you firey ball of erm.... fire..
going around making stuff hot.... damn you
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

eamon

You can find God on Facebook. I'm sure he will listen to your worries!