Sun making MY bins in MY garden too hot

brettcta · 9 July 2013 at 4:15PM

Won't somebody think of the bins?

MamaMoo_2 · 9 July 2013 at 4:17PM

Quick! Call the Binbulance!

peachyprice · 9 July 2013 at 4:20PM

This is a classic case of personal injury.

1. Take a photo of the great glowing ball of fire in case they try to deny its existance.
2. Make a note of your financial losses, eg melted bins, solero, lemonade
3. Consult a solicitor.
4. Ignore the posters who will turn up on here claiming you can't claim

moyesforever · 9 July 2013 at 4:23PM

brettcta wrote: »

Does anyone have an email address I can telephone and complain about the heat of the sun? It's making everything too bright and too warm to the touch in MY garden.

I am all of the following:

Shocked
Outraged
Apoplectic
Sick with worry
Too hot

Someone suggested having a solero but why should I be out of pocket because of something outside of my control?

I bought instead a can of branded diet cola. I got a receipt, who can I claim the expenses back from? I'll be wanting 8% interest aswell.

I also want the contact details for maker of said can of lemonade because the amount of sugar in it has left me shaking like a shitting dog. That, with the unnecessary heat from the glowing ball of fire in the sky has left me no choice but to write to my MP and complain

Yours

Little Englander

Complain to this guy:- Rupert.murdoch@thesun.co.uk.

battleborn · 9 July 2013 at 4:36PM

moyesforever wrote: »

Complain to this guy:- [EMAIL="Rupert.murdoch@thesun.co.uk"]Rupert.murdoch@thesun.co.uk[/EMAIL].

lmao :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

dacouch · 9 July 2013 at 5:02PM

The Irish are none to keen either.

preable · 9 July 2013 at 5:10PM

Hi im a laywer representing the sun. My client mr heat wants you to know he is only here for a few more days and is not causing any trouble. If you continue to slander my client we will sue you for a solero.

Yours in good will

Mr moon

societys_child · 9 July 2013 at 5:16PM

brettcta wrote: »

I bought instead a can of branded diet cola. I got a receipt, who can I claim the expenses back from? I'll be wanting 8% interest aswell.

You'll be lucky, you have a duty to mitigate your losses. Should have got unbranded. Think you'll have a long fight on your hands . . .

lincroft1710 · 9 July 2013 at 5:29PM

Please do not upset the sun, it will become agoraphobic and refuse to come out.

Ronaldo_Mconaldo · 9 July 2013 at 6:55PM

SpammyTheSpammer wrote: »

Where are the hosepipe bans?

We only get those after 6 weeks of solid rain.

Sun making MY bins in MY garden too hot

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