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  • Leif
    Leif Posts: 3,727 Forumite
    I'm amazed anyone read such a long post. :eek:
    Warning: This forum may contain nuts.
  • Rockingit
    Rockingit Posts: 206 Forumite
    I had to read it just out of curiosity!

    Loved it, though. I think your talents may be hidden in the wrong job?
  • Rockingit wrote: »
    I had to read it just out of curiosity!

    Loved it, though. I think your talents may be hidden in the wrong job?

    Me too - far preferable to the handbag tiffs you occasionally get on here. I once asked a question about removing radiators and it unleashed a complete cat fight!

    Perhaps OP is a writer or similar in the making and this post will one day be a prime example of her early work!
  • cyclonebri1
    cyclonebri1 Posts: 12,827 Forumite
    Me too - far preferable to the handbag tiffs you occasionally get on here. I once asked a question about removing radiators and it unleashed a complete cat fight!

    Perhaps OP is a writer or similar in the making and this post will one day be a prime example of her early work!

    Or maybe an O level eng lit student trying his/her luck whilst looking for a response;)
    I like the thanks button, but ,please, an I agree button.

    Will the grammar and spelling police respect I do make grammatical errors, and have carp spelling, no need to remind me.;)

    Always expect the unexpected:eek:and then you won't be dissapointed
  • mattyprice4004
    mattyprice4004 Posts: 7,492 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper
    If a 21 year old woman came up with such a witty post, I'm hanging around with the wrong people! I'm in the same age group, and most of my friends can't string a sentence together.

    10/10 for effort :D
  • 27col
    27col Posts: 6,554 Forumite
    If you believe even half of the post, then the Op might do better moving into sheltered housing. Certainly should not be living without a minder.
    I can afford anything that I want.
    Just so long as I don't want much.
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