Good Lazy Parenting

gibson123

B***er the lazy cauli cheese this is real Lazy stuff I have used.......judge me if you will

Running hill. Mum sits at the bottom in a deck-chair with a book and a stop watch and the kids race up and down until they fall into an exhausted heap and get packed away into an early bed.

Waiter/ Waitress game .... Mum gets friends round, kids serve wine and snacks to adults every time an adult shouts ---- waitress, kids get to role play, uses phrases like sir, madam does little bows, is paid tips (this was a favourite!!)

Paint the bath....kids stripped to their pants, given poster paints and brushes, get to paint the inside of the bath, the mess and the kids gets hosed down the plug hole afterwards.

Troutwrestler

Baths... Cauliflower cheese....your kids are privileged in comparison to mine.
I have been known to feed mine spaghetti hoops and bath them in the garden with a hose.

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