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  • Remmer
    Remmer Posts: 220 Forumite
    A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
    After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

    The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

    The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget !
    BR 18 Oct 2006 Discharged 16 April 2007 :T
  • Remmer
    Remmer Posts: 220 Forumite
    sorry I'm going now, Night all
    BR 18 Oct 2006 Discharged 16 April 2007 :T
  • Sammz
    Sammz Posts: 3,406 Forumite
    That last one was fantastic!!

    (have to say that, I picked them lol)
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  • benbenandme
    benbenandme Posts: 12,377 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker Photogenic
    no dont go remmer ... i need some more humour !!!
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  • newleaf
    newleaf Posts: 3,132 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker PPI Party Pooper
    Nighty night Remmer, thanks for the jokes :wave:
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  • Frugal_Fox
    Frugal_Fox Posts: 1,002 Forumite
    Moldova - bad song, bad hair extensions, bad - just bad
    "A simple life freely chosen is a source of strength. Do not be pursuaded into buying what you do not need or cannot afford." Quaker Faith & Practice 1.02.41
  • Frugal_Fox
    Frugal_Fox Posts: 1,002 Forumite
    Terry was right - that was frightening...
    "A simple life freely chosen is a source of strength. Do not be pursuaded into buying what you do not need or cannot afford." Quaker Faith & Practice 1.02.41
  • Remmer
    Remmer Posts: 220 Forumite
    I'll be here all week as they say, poor but optomistic about it all. Don't give up folks it really does get better
    BR 18 Oct 2006 Discharged 16 April 2007 :T
  • livinginhope
    livinginhope Posts: 1,897 Forumite
    Debt-free and Proud!
    Remmer wrote: »
    sorry I'm going now, Night all

    Night night Remmer,thanks for keeping DH amused all evening :D he has had a little notebook and copied down the jokes for tomorrow at work,hope you don't mind :o
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  • Have I missed something?? :confused: Father flippin Christmas??
    Happy riding on two or three
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