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Ah well. back to the jokes
Three male Labrador Retrievers -- one Chocolate, one yellow and one black were sitting In the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.
The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and said, "So why are you here?"
The brown Lab replied, "I'm a !!!!er. I !!!! on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I !!!!ed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."
The black Lab then turned to the yellow lab
And asked, "Why are you here?"
The yellow Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab inquired."Looks like I'm losing my nuts too". The dejected yellow Lab said.
The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab And asked, "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," the black Lab said. "I'll hump anything I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see." Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was
bending down to dry her toes, I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away".
The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?" No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.BR 18 Oct 2006 Discharged 16 April 2007 :T0 -
woooooooah trippyTotal 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
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Well done Scooch....
I now have a very embarrassed 9 year old - she didn't think much to me dancing along to Scooch....
"A simple life freely chosen is a source of strength. Do not be pursuaded into buying what you do not need or cannot afford." Quaker Faith & Practice 1.02.410 -
Ah, quiet now, my team is on ...Go Bulgaria :j :j :jOfficial DFW Nerd No 096 - Proud to have dealt with my debt!0
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eeeeeeeeee!Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
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Help. My ears are hurting.OD Girls On TourBarcelona 2008 - Dublin 20090
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Bulgaria - Bad Wailing..."A simple life freely chosen is a source of strength. Do not be pursuaded into buying what you do not need or cannot afford." Quaker Faith & Practice 1.02.410
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Hmmm, suddenly not feeling so lucky after all...Official DFW Nerd No 096 - Proud to have dealt with my debt!0
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I reckon finland to win. Am I allowed to change my vote from dog poo ireland? lolTotal 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
Que sera, sera.
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