Eurovision party

memorygirl

Remmer wrote: »

I'd rather have the mobile numbers of the girls!

OK - get your pens. The numbers are .......................................... (loses broadband connection)

Memorygirl

Remmer

Tease! Memory not so good eh?

livinginhope

Evening everyone :hello: ooooh I'm so excited,the highlight of my year has arrived,Eurovision :rolleyes: :j I'll take Hungary then IA as it's how I am feeling right now
I think I'm the only one who thinks we have a chance with this years entry I actually think it's quite good but not as good as 'Kisses for me,save all your kisses for me,bye bye baby,bye bye,don't cry honey,don't cry' oooops! I'm off :rotfl:
LIH

Remmer

One more then for luck

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.

Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But as sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

benbenandme

I-A ... please can I have a country

GingerSte

See you in a bit. I'm going to go home now and have some tea.

memorygirl

Remmer wrote: »

Tease! Memory not so good eh?

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Never a tease - always deliver!! (goes and hides behind sofa)

Memory pretty damn good:rotfl: - got a book out on the subject:j Not bad for a single Mom, dyslexic, write off at school who was supposed to do nothing with her life.

Actually got a feeling the last bits not far off the mark - still my Moms pretty proud of the book (but then she has to be, its in the contract isn't it??)

So their numbers are ................... (d**n loses broadband connection again)

Sorry gents a Lady never reveals her sources

Memorygirl

moonlightpjs

sloppy_saver wrote: »

well well well

if it isnt the usual suspects of IA who flirts like mad with everyone, weller how no one is sure is a man or a woman, ginger ste who is dead cool actually and i quite fancy hom , lenny the sub commander, tigtag who hasnt 'learnt' to spell, ZTD the weirdo pervert. all we are missing is dithering idiot the unfunny dumbass, gettingitsorted, toto, that pregnant one and mike st helens to make up the full set of board hogging self obsessed dumbasses. i hate you all!

OOooooooooooooooooo :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

System

GingerSte wrote: »

You couldn't give me and Lenny his number could you?

See in Blackpool Ste, once all the girls have gone to bed, me and you are off to a lap dancing club ok. I'm gonna take mi £2 savings as funds (I wont last long then!)

System

livinginhope wrote: »

Evening everyone :hello: ooooh I'm so excited,the highlight of my year has arrived,Eurovision :rolleyes: :j I'll take Hungary then IA as it's how I am feeling right now
I think I'm the only one who thinks we have a chance with this years entry I actually think it's quite good but not as good as 'Kisses for me,save all your kisses for me,bye bye baby,bye bye,don't cry honey,don't cry' oooops! I'm off :rotfl:
LIH

I dont remember that one;)