Eurovision party

System

May I have Grease Please I-A?

Sammz

lennymfo wrote: »

Roger. SERIOUS MODE ON, I'm in Glasgow, so if you needed a lift I am a willing volunteer. SERIOS MODE OFF. Hows about a glass of Pushckin Vodka?

I will bear that in mind, although I'm not a good passenger lol

Vodka would be good. Will you hold my hair back when I'm being sick later?

System

memorygirl wrote: »

You know the minute I pressed "submit reply" I though "Oh no..........."

You never disappoint Lenny

Memorygirl

Gosh, people think I'm a right perv dont they. I'm a nice boy really you know. Every girl loves a sailor;)

GingerSte

lennymfo wrote: »

May I have Grease Please I-A?

Swarfega works better.

System

Sammz wrote: »

Will you hold my hair back when I'm being sick later?

NO, NO, its too early!!! Yeah no problem. Just let me know. Roger Vodka.

System

GingerSte wrote: »

Swarfega works better.

:idea: OUCH!

Remmer

And speaking of camp.....
David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounts the Horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watching her husband.


After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.



Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.

Remmer

And try this while Latvia are singing
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon...........
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again t o see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right ha nd .

Your foot will change direction.

I TOLD YOU SO!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it! ; ;

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so ! !

memorygirl

lennymfo wrote: »

Gosh, people think I'm a right perv dont they. I'm a nice boy really you know. Every girl loves a sailor;)

Heeeeeelllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooo Sailor!!!

OMG I've turned into Danny La Rue - Run Lenny Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memorygirl

Remmer

Yes you're all trying it!