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Nice girl inIkea today

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  • NAR
    NAR Posts: 4,863 Forumite
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    Ooops caught red handed! It's a fair cop guv. :doh: Can I ask for 247 other offences to be taken into consideration? :whistle:
  • minimad1970
    minimad1970 Posts: 6,167 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    shegirl wrote: »
    What did I miss?
    There was a thread from a "gentleman" wondering if his girlfriend could be pregnant, it was quite detailed about how, where and in what position this could have happened:D
  • miss_independent
    miss_independent Posts: 1,191 Forumite
    an9i77 wrote: »
    Ikea as the hot place to date. Who'da thunk it?

    Actually its a well known fact that Ikea is the place where relationships go to die :rotfl:.
  • shegirl
    shegirl Posts: 10,107 Forumite
    NAR wrote: »
    Ooops caught red handed! It's a fair cop guv. :doh: Can I ask for 247 other offences to be taken into consideration? :whistle:

    That'll lead to some serious punishment...
    If women are birds and freedom is flight are trapped women Dodos?
  • miss_independent
    miss_independent Posts: 1,191 Forumite
    :wall:
    NAR wrote: »
    Wow you just shot to the top of the list!!! :heartpuls :happyhear :heartpuls

    Oh lord...what have I started?! Help!

    :wall:
  • NAR
    NAR Posts: 4,863 Forumite
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    shegirl wrote: »
    That'll lead to some serious punishment...
    Whip me, beat me, but don't hate me!! :A
  • NAR
    NAR Posts: 4,863 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    miss_independent wrote: »
    :wall:
    Oh lord...what have I started?! Help!
    :wall:
    Those lips are made for kissing . . . .
  • miss_independent
    miss_independent Posts: 1,191 Forumite
    NAR wrote: »
    Those lips are made for kissing . . . .


    I have an oozing great coldsore.

    Sorry.

    Don't wanna give you the herp.

    :silenced:
  • NAR
    NAR Posts: 4,863 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    miss_independent wrote: »
    I have an oozing great coldsore.
    Sorry.
    Don't wanna give you the herp.
    :silenced:
    Mmmm dare I go for the alternative? :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl:
  • miss_independent
    miss_independent Posts: 1,191 Forumite
    NAR wrote: »
    Mmmm dare I go for the alternative? :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl:


    :eek:

    You filthy man!


    Thats the most exciting propostition I've ever had on a Tuesday before.

    :rotfl:

    Now p*ss off. I'm going to bed. ALONE.

    :p
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