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Get your self a metallic orange Kia Sportage then drive it down the A34 at night (70mph Dual carriageway) on sidelights, DRLs (Audi type that follow the shape of the headlight unit) and front fogs. What a (insert word for male Chicken here)
I hate football and do wish people wouldn't keep talking about it like it's the most important thing in the world
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  • Get your self a metallic orange Kia Sportage then drive it down the A34 at night (70mph Dual carriageway) on sidelights, DRLs (Audi type that follow the shape of the headlight unit) and front fogs. What a (insert word for male Chicken here)

    Why did you do it?
  • Why did you do it?

    Not me, I have a boring old Vectra, no front fogs or DRLs.
    I hate football and do wish people wouldn't keep talking about it like it's the most important thing in the world
  • I don't even know what a DRL is.
    If you haven't got it - please don't flaunt it. TIA.
  • bizzybee
    bizzybee Posts: 543 Forumite
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    Could be a relative of the inconsiderate driver of the orange van that ended up on its roof yesterday afternoon taking traffic at the top of the M3 to a snail pace for several hours. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  • I don't even know what a DRL is.

    Daylight Running Lights, those cheap looking LED strips that tend to be fitted to lots of new cars.
    I hate football and do wish people wouldn't keep talking about it like it's the most important thing in the world
  • worried_jim
    worried_jim Posts: 11,631 Forumite
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    Get your self a metallic orange Kia Sportage then drive it down the A34 at night (70mph Dual carriageway) on sidelights, DRLs (Audi type that follow the shape of the headlight unit) and front fogs. What a (insert word for male Chicken here)

    I am glad they were on your journey and not mine! I agree, a complete-

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  • Daylight Running Lights, those cheap looking LED strips that tend to be fitted to lots of new cars.

    And old Volvos
  • Lum
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    Except old Volvo DRLs aren't obnoxiously bright LEDs that leave after images on your retina. Instead they're a nice solid block of noticible but inoffensive light that makes it easy to judge the car's speed and direction.

    If modern DRLs were like the old Volvo ones, people wouldn't complain about them so much.
  • Mankysteve
    Mankysteve Posts: 4,257 Forumite
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    I thought DLR were meant to either switch down to side light level or off all together when side light s are on.

    Fog lights instead of dipped seems to becoming increasing popular in my neck of the wood, DLR visited or not.

    The old Volvo sides were just side lights that didn't go out if memory is right ? I've got nowt against dlr, I must add just idiots.
  • Mankysteve wrote: »
    Fog lights instead of dipped seems to becoming increasing popular in my neck of the wood

    Same here too, plenty of people seem willing to use their fog lights instead of dipped beam these days. It doesn't seem to matter that they aren't as bright and are useless at speed.
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